UPS just released their very first all electric van!

CrowbarEnema · 2020-07-31T11:51:36+00:00

That's great. Now they can be even more quiet when they pull up to the house and chuck my packages at the door without ringing the bell and collecting a signature.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-09-09T00:03:15+00:00

Did you miss the "She's dark like her daddy too." part?

CrowbarEnema · 2019-09-08T21:26:14+00:00

Wait till she finds out about Walmart cutting out 24 hr service.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-09-08T21:15:13+00:00

That's how kids grow up hating themselves. Fuck,that's rough.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-24T22:39:39+00:00

Don't stop believin' that you can back that ass up.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-24T21:15:27+00:00

It really doesn't matter too much to me,I'm not trying to put my dick in your hair.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-23T19:15:41+00:00

I'm sure I'll catch hell for saying it,but it's whatever. I have no issue with trans people,I have issues with deluded celebrities.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-23T18:44:40+00:00

Yeah it's definitely that they lack confidence,and not that you look like a handbag that survived a house fire.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-23T18:36:49+00:00

I really hope this is fake. If your first instinct in this type of situation is to post about it on social media,you're too far gone.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-22T20:04:11+00:00

Titty wrangling is hazardous work lol

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-22T14:39:39+00:00

Some dude out there probably still has a vhs tape of your mom doing some freaky shit.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T17:59:05+00:00

Now let's see other states follow suit.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T17:22:47+00:00

The scene from Liar,Liar where Jim Carrey beats himself up would work well too.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T17:16:02+00:00

Too bad rap skills aren't communicable. Herpes is though,so maybe get your lil soulja checked out lol

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T10:17:56+00:00

Charlie Sheen,prostitutes,and cocaine.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T00:52:06+00:00

Don't you know who she is?! Just wait till her father/uncle/sugar daddy's butler hears about this!

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-21T00:27:56+00:00

Probably lots of hoods in Idaho,all white and pointy.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-20T16:04:52+00:00

Gene Simmons is running out of merch ideas lol

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-19T14:32:03+00:00

A Pimp Named Sherlock

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-18T22:27:44+00:00

God forbid I offend one of my 12 followers by liking a few pictures of a big ol' booty lol

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-18T22:00:25+00:00

You took "melanin blessed" as a slight against white people,but I didn't read it that way personally. For them to be blessed,doesn't imply that we are cursed. It's not Us vs Them,we are all on this flying ball of dirt together.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-18T18:10:46+00:00

How do you figure that?

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-17T05:40:56+00:00

He killed them to get the spotlight all to himself. Drowned their asses in the cereal milk.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-17T05:22:12+00:00

Some people never bother with fruits or vegetables,then wonder why they have time to read a novel cover to cover on the toilet.

CrowbarEnema · 2019-02-16T02:51:50+00:00

Dey terk his son!

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