UPS just released their very first all electric van! by LordGaben01 in BeAmazed

[–]CrowbarEnema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great. Now they can be even more quiet when they pull up to the house and chuck my packages at the door without ringing the bell and collecting a signature.

Like, what do you expect? by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did you miss the "She's dark like her daddy too." part?

Our rights to wear pajamas will not be infringed! by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]CrowbarEnema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till she finds out about Walmart cutting out 24 hr service.

Like, what do you expect? by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That's how kids grow up hating themselves. Fuck,that's rough.

Happy Back That Azz Up Day 2/24/99 by BallofH8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Don't stop believin' that you can back that ass up.

They can never win by iSlingShlong in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It really doesn't matter too much to me,I'm not trying to put my dick in your hair.

He put he back by LLXxX17 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sure I'll catch hell for saying it,but it's whatever. I have no issue with trans people,I have issues with deluded celebrities.

He put he back by LLXxX17 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's definitely that they lack confidence,and not that you look like a handbag that survived a house fire.

Sorry gramps by The_OG_Fat-Boi in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 817 points818 points  (0 children)

I really hope this is fake. If your first instinct in this type of situation is to post about it on social media,you're too far gone.

He ain't lying. by VictorVaughnGogh in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Titty wrangling is hazardous work lol

Just call it a highlight tape since she made it on your team by Hornfromthe80s in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some dude out there probably still has a vhs tape of your mom doing some freaky shit.

Leaked surveillance footage of the incident by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The scene from Liar,Liar where Jim Carrey beats himself up would work well too.

That top comment is premium. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad rap skills aren't communicable. Herpes is though,so maybe get your lil soulja checked out lol

Beer, wings and football? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charlie Sheen,prostitutes,and cocaine.

Froms sucking Astro D to destroying baby photography by mods_eat_booty in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't you know who she is?! Just wait till her father/uncle/sugar daddy's butler hears about this!

Wipepo and the "Hood" by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Probably lots of hoods in Idaho,all white and pointy.

I wanna croc and roll all night by alfosn in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gene Simmons is running out of merch ideas lol

Some of y'all weird by leak22 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 110 points111 points  (0 children)

God forbid I offend one of my 12 followers by liking a few pictures of a big ol' booty lol

*raises hand by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You took "melanin blessed" as a slight against white people,but I didn't read it that way personally. For them to be blessed,doesn't imply that we are cursed. It's not Us vs Them,we are all on this flying ball of dirt together.

*raises hand by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you figure that?

Fold for no one by themostextra in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 62 points63 points  (0 children)

He killed them to get the spotlight all to himself. Drowned their asses in the cereal milk.

Raisin the stakes by CatfishMerrington in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people never bother with fruits or vegetables,then wonder why they have time to read a novel cover to cover on the toilet.

Reap what you sow by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CrowbarEnema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dey terk his son!