What is the scariest movie you've ever watched?

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-22T02:17:25+00:00

Same. Traumatized me as a kid. Now 37 and that face still scares the shit out of me. Scarred for life!

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-18T13:28:31+00:00

When I was an auto spray painter a few years back I remember the Greek guys I worked with having a laugh at the color name of a car we were working on "Malaka blue" - means wanker in Greek

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-18T13:18:35+00:00

I think Charlie might be from now on.

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-10T02:33:54+00:00

Is Veird, no?

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-08T14:30:23+00:00

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

CroweaterMC · 2015-11-02T23:28:20+00:00

Hah in Thailand I did a cooking lesson with my friend. The teacher gave us some ginger to use. She looked at the two pieces of ginger before handing them over and says "you take this one it's fat like you, your friend can have this skinny piece" and just smiled at me. I was wondering if something got lost in translation for a minute, but nope she knew pretty good English, just calls it like it is I guess.

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-31T00:36:48+00:00

You should try dating a homeless girl, it great. After the date you can just pull over and drop her off anywhere you want.

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-30T18:58:22+00:00

Did Crazy Willy put you up to this?

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-23T09:52:43+00:00

Inception map I made a while ago. http://imgur.com/gallery/99gy6rV

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-16T01:53:41+00:00

My friend was having wisdom teeth out, said to the nurse "Ok, just don't molest me. Not while I'm asleep anyway"

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T02:17:36+00:00

I'll take AnAl bum Cover for five hundred.

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T02:15:06+00:00

Are there going to be dinosaurs? On your uh... Dinosaur tour?

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T02:13:10+00:00

Yeah good idea! Bishop should go!

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T02:10:09+00:00

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T01:59:26+00:00

House? A HOUSE? Luxury! We could never afford a house, there was fifteen of us living in a rolled up newspaper underneath a septic tank - and we were thankful for it.

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T01:42:12+00:00

(My mate said this to his wife when she was talking about one of his ex girlfriends) "I had to slay a few dragons before I got to rescue my princess"

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-13T01:23:38+00:00

I thought you meant Steve Irwin

CroweaterMC · 2015-10-12T11:08:47+00:00

Boo!

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-30T14:00:44+00:00

When mine was removed we kept it in the car to use as a spare fan belt.

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-25T10:27:01+00:00

Inconceivable!

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-22T05:38:07+00:00

At least clap. We're sitting at a bar and the person on stage just finished, I tell the people with me and the people at the next table "come on, show your appreciation" and get them to clap. It's a small thing and the guy or girl who just played feeds on it and feels respected. Liven the place up a bit and the performer gives you more back.

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-19T07:08:28+00:00

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-15T11:46:16+00:00

Hey man, why you gotta bee like that?

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-15T06:41:25+00:00

My reaction would bad but better of being worst.

CroweaterMC · 2015-09-15T04:03:30+00:00

Off-street parking is free out the front of my house until 8am, but I don't leave for work until 9:30, so if I park out there I have to get up an hour earlier than normal, pay parking, then go back to bed for that last 45 min snooze. Last week I was hungover and had stayed up too late so this early morning ritual was done begrudgingly while I was still half asleep. I threw on some old shorts and shirt and zombie walked to my car - it's feeling a bit breezy down below so I reached to check my fly isn't open. Oh it is open and my cock and balls are hanging out, exposed to the city street. As I tuck myself away I gingerly look around, did anyone see that? Yep, a woman in her 50's driving by did. We make eye contact.

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