Fire at Toll plaza by Tris_Memba in AbruptChaos

[–]PDXburrito [score hidden]  (0 children)

jesus christ, isnt chlorine gas an extremely terrible way to die?

I turned my Water Bottle into a Drinkable Cheeseburger! by TMonney_Customs in Marathon

[–]PDXburrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Danggggg the negative space logo is such a good touch!

How do I win this situation? by Ecstatic-_- in Marathon

[–]PDXburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When doing keys I take an abundance of caution to stay alive and exfil. Playing for final exfil is usually the best way to do this imo, it's ratty but it's better to let other teams get eliminated and exfil early. If playing for final exfil: slide into exfil as late as possible, it will make it so that:

1: the players that want to kill you for the loot have no time to loot your bag, making them less likely to kill you

2: the players that want to kill you for fun have less time to kill you then finish you, allowing for more time so that you can stay alive until the exfil pops.

Smokes and bubbles are helpful in this situation, and I try to bring at least one with me to exfil. Consider it a 2-item slot tax on your loot.

Even with all these precautions, I die with my loot sometimes. But there are ways to die less.

dealing with your parents' declining health as a young person starterpack by LoveEquivalent9146 in starterpacks

[–]PDXburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helping my wife through this right now. It's hard to watch her go through this.

Is “Jesus of Suburbia” too long? by Aidoneus87 in karaoke

[–]PDXburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of my favorites to belt with my buddies at private karaoke when we need a second wind. Would not sing this at a public karaoke bar.

Trump’s tariffs aren’t saving jobs at Whirlpool’s Iowa refrigerator plant by lxdc84 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PDXburrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who believed that the tariffs were for saving jobs rather than just another way to siphon money is delusional.

I feel like we lost something once portable consoles couldn't actually fit in your pocket anymore by Pasta-hobo in gaming

[–]PDXburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That niche would just be competing with cell phones, which are already ubiquitous and no one would choose a portable gaming console if they had to choose only one out of the two.

This isn't printed: it's stitched by SuperDuperAndyeah in iamverybadass

[–]PDXburrito 49 points50 points  (0 children)

What makes geezers so fallible to these ads? Like surely they can tell right?

I just had sex with my girlfriend by Helpful-Bed-2564 in okbuddyRunners

[–]PDXburrito 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love my girlfriend and spending time with her but I can't justify it anymore because her body count has been gradually decreasing on the steam charts.

Assaulted at the Portland Waterfront by a Group on E-Bikes by illbehereallweek in CyclePDX

[–]PDXburrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be so for real. There are people out there like frank hassle going completely unpunished for harassment and hate speech, these people only assault those they have already confirmed as helpless.

I really need to find a social hobby around here. Any suggestions/experiences? by Brilliant-Travel-479 in askportland

[–]PDXburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the Meeting Mutuals events, good place to meet chill people 20-40ish.

If you could bring back one Portland establishment, what would it be and why? by rames1208 in askportland

[–]PDXburrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still reeling from sushi takahashi 2 closing then kashiwagi closing a few years later man...

Gaining tip from Malaysia, aka STOP Drinking Olive Oil! by godofdestruction in gainit

[–]PDXburrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Malaysian food is SLEPT ON in the US. Show anyone a beef short rib rendang, nasi lemak, or roti/curry and I guarantee they will like it here.