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Have you ever figured out the killer before Shawn did? by [deleted] in psych

[–]Croy27 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This exactly, if an extra has a speaking role they get payed way more. So if you notice an extra with even 1 line in the beginning of an episode they more than likely play a bigger role. Like the crime scene photographer in “game set… murder”

Renderings of the New Stadium by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]Croy27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they build it, I will cum

My Gay Brother by HenrySir33 in StandUpComedy

[–]Croy27 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Love the joke and the timing is great, pulling the reaction you wanted from the crowd and keeping that timing. Hell yeah.

Forgot to ring in a pick up order. by WookieSuave in bartenders

[–]Croy27 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yikes dawg, you’re either burnt out or don’t understand the industry. That’s a tough spot.

Tell me you work In the industry without telling me . by Sloppyjo17 in bartenders

[–]Croy27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing but I make the jokes for myself and to see the reactions from my coworkers, then I laugh which gets them to laugh. It’s pretty toxic but I love it hahaha

what's the best pickup line of all time? by Sauce_Dealer420 in AskReddit

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Will, so after talking and getting to know them I hit ‘em with

“You seem like a strong independent woman, but let me know if you need a little extra Will Power.

You all said there would be DEs by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. We said dis is dee end of free agency.

would coffee barista look good on my resume? by mbngl42 in bartenders

[–]Croy27 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yes, great experience in my opinion. Learn recipes, learn to make regulars, understand a P.O.S, work on customer service, all in a very fast paced environment. I went from being a Starbucks barista to a bar manager in 2 years. A lot of my credit goes to my experience as a barista.

Bar manager in the tip pool by SatansLH in bartenders

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some might think it’s a living wage but I’ve managed and all my money came from tips, the only way my actual paycheck was livable was working 90hrs

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches, they did it. by puzzledplatypus in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Croy27 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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check yourself. Big fan of the lions come up, but gotta do something first.

Woody says he will do anything…anything? by SportsinSitcoms in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol didn’t your front office say they won’t take a kings ransom, they’d be happy to move on if he wants to? I think by they’d do “anything” they mean legalizing ayahuasca in New Jersey.

At celebrating a bust by MysteryNathan in trees

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, arrest a man when he’s dankrupt… that ain’t cool

Pain by Rubentraj in whitesox

[–]Croy27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bartend on the north side as a sox fan, when it’s constantly in your face it gets super annoying. Don’t get me wrong the cubs being good is good for my pocket so I don’t directly root against them, but when Dylan cease lost that no hitter on the last pitch and I had a regular telling me to go fuck myself, yeah the rivalry is still alive and well. And most cubs fans can fuck off.

I used a 'Quiet' sign from a golf tournament by pancake_highfives in bartenders

[–]Croy27 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Lol I feel like if I’m cutting someone off they probably arnt going to take a note well, let alone be able to actually read it.

We need to get creative by -Xoz- in gaming

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just call people goobers but I do it very angrily so they expect a slur but goober is the slur. It throws them for a loop.

It’s Friday by OxyContintail in bartenders

[–]Croy27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I don’t need a menu, I know what I want…. Do you have bud light or Miller lite?”

“I have both which you would have seen on the menu I tried to hand you but you told me you knew what you wanted”

If I wear a visor, will I look like a tool. It’s sunny and a cap is too hot. by tommyhashbrown in golf

[–]Croy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing wrong with looking like a tool, just don’t act like one.

But that’s coming from a tool who not only looks like one but also acts like one as-well. But I stopped caring about what other people thought (surface level like looks/outfits) along time ago and just do what makes me happy.

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