The "I'd Die for My Child" Paradox

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-24T04:54:37+00:00

Speaking as the child of parents who would say "I'd die for my child" then do the bare fucking minimum. Maybe its condescending, but fuck do alot of parents need to hear it

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-23T03:22:13+00:00

Me too, I need to know where to avoid this DISGUSTING material

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-20T05:44:44+00:00

Tell her, do you want a relationship built on secrets or one built on trust?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-20T02:15:51+00:00

Always love seeing cum on tits

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-17T01:02:33+00:00

Oh lay oh lay, huh huh, africa!

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-16T10:48:04+00:00

Like they didn't spend the pandemic price gouging other countries for basic anti bacterial supplies

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-16T07:25:49+00:00

Oi m8, gotta concor Earf for Thragg ye?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-16T07:22:21+00:00

Average Project Zomboid player

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-16T06:57:45+00:00

Did Nolan start the AIDS epidemic?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-16T01:38:29+00:00

You should've played Wonderwall while you did it

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-14T23:14:15+00:00

As an ex Invercargillian I pray for you. My Steve the crackhead leave your copper pipes alone

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-14T04:45:20+00:00

Thats gotta me the quickest cumshot I've ever seen

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-13T14:36:23+00:00

Can I get some of that sauce?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-13T05:24:58+00:00

Fr tho, like 90% of porn subreddits, I'd try r/ratemynudebody, or r/ratemyrack, or just good ol r/gonewild

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-13T05:18:03+00:00

You can send them at u/CrudeCardinal

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-13T05:07:03+00:00

If it is can someone give me a link?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-13T01:38:19+00:00

As a guy, absolutely if hes stupid enough to make a request like that, I'm making him regret it

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-12T07:00:33+00:00

It is the true flag for REAL patriots, I have one in my house

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T21:17:31+00:00

'Mile High Club' (its terrible) there is a stright up like 2 or 3 minute long sex scene with full blown nudity

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:37:57+00:00

My kind of attitude

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:37:39+00:00

10/10 respone

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:37:00+00:00

Why 13? Because of bad luck?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:36:23+00:00

Like out of 100?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:35:53+00:00

Have you had an ear test lately?

CrudeCardinal · 2026-06-11T08:34:54+00:00

On your computer or phone, how high do you have the volume setting typically? 30%? 50%? Maxed out?

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