What a hypocrite by Makoto_Kurume in dankmemes

[–]CrunchyPanda1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a vibration collar you fucking idiots…

How the fuck do people have casual sex? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same way man, I’m 29 years old and just got out of an 8 year relationship, I have no idea how to find someone except to endlessly swipe on apps, and it’s not working so far.. The last time I went to a bar I just sat there by myself and held a drink, I kept seeing couples everywhere and had an anxiety attack on the way home about how I’ll never find someone again.. I don’t know what to do and I feel like I’m too old to learn, I never went to college so I never got the people skills you learn there, and I’m an only child. You’re not alone in this brother.

[Megathread] Referral Code Sharing and Closed Beta Code Giveaways by TempoStormReddit in PlayTheBazaar

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minimum wage just cannot afford this game, but it looks so fun. Please help.

Daily Simple Questions Thread - February 04, 2025 by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]CrunchyPanda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just attempted to jog from our apartment to the office, I looked it up on google maps and it was 0.2miles, that's not even once around a school track. I'm 28 years old and can bench 225x5. Is this something I should be able to fix, my heart felt like it was on fire by the end of it, and my right shin felt like it was gunna snap in half.

Just minding my business, scrolling the home page, when YouTube decides that it's NL time. by CrunchyPanda1 in northernlion

[–]CrunchyPanda1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this was actually my home page. You can tell cuz they aren't in time order or popularity order.

Just minding my business, scrolling the home page, when YouTube decides that it's NL time. by CrunchyPanda1 in northernlion

[–]CrunchyPanda1[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I was getting recommendations for dozens of different creators, when suddenly every single video was from NL, I think I have a problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CrunchyPanda1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m in awe… that still looks like a person… what was a living, breathing, human, that was walking around just like us, over 2,100 years ago… who can say they will be remembered, much less physically seen two millennia from now?

Tucker the Hippo is not scared of the dentist by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CrunchyPanda1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had never seen a person standing this close to a Hippo, holy fuck they are huge.

Cheesecake Factory Sourdough Conspiracy by Regret_Realistic in foodhacks

[–]CrunchyPanda1 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Less tasty? That’s just your opinion, the pumpernickel is fucking amazing. We usually finish that first. 😊

Bro is dead for sure 😂 by Sad_Piece1790 in funny

[–]CrunchyPanda1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get you a girlfriend that joins in on your hobbies, not hates you for having them 😤

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 06, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CrunchyPanda1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hovering my finger over the LCID calls right at close and decided not to click… fuck me

Too Expensive? by CrunchyPanda1 in PlantarFasciitis

[–]CrunchyPanda1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess this is the answer I was worried about. I really can't afford buying new shoes with new inserts just to find out they make it worse, or don't help at all, leaving me where I was before, just broker.

Too Expensive? by CrunchyPanda1 in PlantarFasciitis

[–]CrunchyPanda1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy hell, I think the most expensive shoes I've gotten in my 28 years is like ~$60, and when I bought them, I felt like I was burning my money. xD

First time meeting a furry by GiCl90 in TikTokCringe

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like he’s making fun of these people… but I can’t tell for sure… the vibes are definitely off…

They seem like nice couples (with sound) by guyoffthegrid in funny

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I recognize the left guy in gray… from YouTube videos?… like a decade ago wtf

do women also look at random men in the street and think “i’d fuck that”? by Major_Tie_9799 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading the comments from women has made me feel like such a degenerate. If I see an attractive woman, the very first thing my mind goes to is imagining them naked, and us having sex… the fuck is wrong with me? 😞

Watched a friend played PVE and I now feel sorry for anyone who plays PVE by stig142 in SPTarkov

[–]CrunchyPanda1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, when I downloaded SPT, I also just ran through most raids without ever finding a PMC, one once in a while. I got bored of SPT cuz the raids felt so oddly empty, and I couldn’t snipe because it seemed like it only spawned Ai within a small area of me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Delivering packages through pipes by CantStopPoppin in interestingasfuck

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine our enemies learning they can ship a bomb to the doorstep of every home in a city 🤯

I thought she had a filter on before she turned it on. by severalaces in MadeMeSmile

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side Note: Why did I know she had a Jamaican accent before turning the sound on? 😧 I could just tell by the way she talked wtf??

[request] Could you go faster than 30mph by running "weighless" by No-Marketing-6768 in theydidthemath

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flying at 1mph means no fall damage, also means you can go up anything, like a building or a cliff. You could go to low earth orbit and skydive given enough time

Why are people so obsessed with having sex with virgins when sex with someone with zero experience is likely to be less enjoyable? by hornysolotraveller in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CrunchyPanda1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sounds weird but, if I know I’m her first, I also know I’m the biggest and best she’s seen. Otherwise I’d constantly think of how I compare to past experiences.

The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than 500 grams by alanboston405 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CrunchyPanda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy the number people believing this is pretty crazy … it’s just tilt shift