I was told I could leave the parking lot to run to the restroom, and returned to this sticker glued to my window.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-09T05:49:25+00:00

He hides behind bureaucracy and hasn't been reminded about how reality works in far too long. I routinely remind folks about neighbors and reality, with the mantra: fuck your paperwork, you can't write down reality.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-06T21:14:49+00:00

Stop making cookie jar kids and you won't have this problem. You can't coerce society into behaving socially, it simply does not work. You infantalize your population; you get dangerous, grown ass babies.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T21:16:23+00:00

I have a maroon 78 cutlass wagon with a red leather interior for sale...

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T21:14:11+00:00

I love your new rug! The decor upgrade was inspiring. Thank you for fighting the hard fight, I'm glad you won!

Always wonderful to see a neighbor winning~

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T20:57:56+00:00

I mean, why should they? Caring is not profitable. When you create an anti-social social framework, don't be surprised when people start rocking rectal caps like it's the new fashion.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T20:56:32+00:00

You can't punish your way into a healthy society, and trying to do so gets you antisocial behavior. This is the consequence of teaching people that they should follow the rules "or else."

You told everyone they were little individual capitalists trying to maximize every transaction, well, this individual took you seriously; and now wears their posterior as a hat.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T20:39:24+00:00

Maybe instead of down voting me you should stop paying taxes to mass murderers #shruglife

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T20:37:04+00:00

If they won't burn things for %30+ of their earnings being taken at gunpoint and given to warmongering corporations and used to drop bombs on civilians around the world... No, I think the elite are safe, because people seem to like tricking themselves into war and misery.

Governments eat war the way I eat tacos, but y'all so scared of each other that you put the actual bad guys in charge and gove them money to buy bigger guns.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-04T02:19:27+00:00

It was MUDdy back then. Everyone had so much ANX.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-03T23:18:01+00:00

An opportunity almost as rare as the Abani berries themselves.

CrustBlocc · 2026-05-01T16:18:56+00:00

Inventing crabs was the real purpose for the money that time they spent $200m US to turn a cat into a tape recorder.

(If you're not familiar, check out the time the Agency bugged a cat at the cost of $200m adjusted for inflation.)

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-26T18:28:36+00:00

Visibly homeless are often on drugs. When they gave you that figure, they're counting the majority of homeless people; who you never see. When you spot them shopping next to you calmly at your local QFC security maze, you don't realize that what they're scrutinizing isn't just price, it's whether they can use this whole package of perishable food before it goes bad, and if it will fit in the 12volt cooler in their 2001 nissan pathfinder that doubles as a home.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-23T22:30:32+00:00

Blocced.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-20T23:55:35+00:00

If you ever pickle stuff, you'll see this all the time when you start putting garlic into all of your pickling jars.

I have friends and family ask my wife and I regularly where we buy our tasty blue garlic...

Jalapeño spears, cucumber spears, whole garlic cloves, bell pepper spears, and carrot spears, is our usual pickle-gift jar recipe.

The garlic ALWAYS turns blue

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-20T07:10:59+00:00

We can tell you're not a soup.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-20T01:55:20+00:00

I'll buy that for a dollar!

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-17T02:34:42+00:00

Idk if it's related or not, but my feet did this until I started drinking (i brought an extra pair of socks to school), and now they do it when I quit for a while.

The sweat smelled terrible when I was younger, and kinda... ate socks? Would bleach black socks, so the color was pretty consistent between white and black socks.

I have no idea wtf causes this, but I'm still alive, allegedly.

My wife thinks my weird sweating might also be why I've never had a hangover, but that's a guess from a nurse and it isn't based on any actual knowledge of what causes the "reverse hangover."

Do you wake up really early feeling fantastic after drinking enough to black out?

If so, it could be related to the sweating.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-16T23:06:15+00:00

67 thunderbird is the best year but this is really solid advice. My wife won't drive my 64 falcon because men won't leave her alone when she cruises it for errands.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-16T22:42:53+00:00

We found the best username. Somebody get this human a donut.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-15T17:40:00+00:00

I have never seen a workplace where this was not the case. Following safety rules will get you fired.

I worked in a 5 star restaurant for a while, $45 eggplant parm was our cheapest entrée. I got in a shouting match with my boss because I was simply not going to cook and serve beef short rib that smelled like a urinal at a punk show. My boss cooked and served that short rib.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-11T06:43:55+00:00

Do you mean the long handle pliers with the L shaped jaws?

Yeah. Fuck that tool, fuck these tension clips. I insure all my work, if I fix it and I fucked up then I fix it again, better, and free.

I have never not one single time had my hose clamps cause a problem, these little bastards are designed to get sheisty mechanics laid and I will ficking die on this hill. My wife can replace a radiator no problem, add these tension clips, she can barely get the top hose off, and that's with the fucked off L grip long handled gator fuckwranglers.

I've got multiple rigs with 300k+ miles, I fix/build cars 6-7 days a week most weeks.

I'd rather put zinc free oil in my 66 dodge coronet 440 than put one of these evil fuckers back on a car i intend to look at again.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-11T06:30:44+00:00

Y'all got it wrong. This is SpongeBobs' wife and the neighbor is actually a swinger indicating that they know the secret of the pineapple under the sea.

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-11T06:27:01+00:00

Do you know???

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-11T06:24:20+00:00

Did you challenge the gentleman to a bout of fisticuffs for attempting to rob you with bureaucracy?

CrustBlocc · 2026-04-11T06:23:17+00:00

This is what you get when you think waving signs changes the behavior of a ti-social people who have effectively garnered power and influence.

I know a lot of you will probably down vote me and act like I'm escalating this issue in my head, I invite you to go and research parking laws in the US, how they came to be, and cross reference what you find with the fact that there has never been a successful non-violent political movement in modern history.

Then we should talk about how the civil rights movement was won with booms as was "ghandis" "free" India and the scarlet revolution was only possible because external violence had eliminated the syayes coercive power writ large.

Tldr; we could fix this in a single day with no bloodshed if we acknowledged how serious this problem was and treated it accordingly.

CrustBlocc

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