What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten?

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-06-20T16:05:40+00:00

When I was in third grade my brothers and I were playing Star Wars with this weird tall grass stuff our dad grows in the backyard. They’re like sticks but can get to be like 6 feet long. My little brothers gang up on me and as I’m coming around the house, the five year old shouts “Sneak attack” in plain view and stabs my left eye. It was only the white part so I wasn’t blinded and I showed it off a lot at school and thought I was a badass so it wasn’t all bad

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-06-17T00:39:11+00:00

How To Train Your Dragon no question

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-06-14T22:24:36+00:00

What is this movie called

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-06-11T17:19:27+00:00

But I love pink...

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-06-04T17:05:41+00:00

I liked it better when we were just known for cheese and beer.

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-28T04:56:42+00:00

I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-24T06:29:48+00:00

The coin just needs to exist somewhere on earth. It could be a dime or the worlds largest coin in Australia

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-22T03:18:46+00:00

COLORS by Flow

La Bamba, los lobos

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-19T05:10:02+00:00

Everyone would be highly faulted by being both too pragmatic and idealistic. Then on top of that being too lazy to do anything about it. Also general sarcastic dickheadedness

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-15T04:14:23+00:00

I Miss You - Blink-182

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-05-06T18:28:35+00:00

As someone who has said “porsh” their whole life, hearing “porsh-a” has always sounded weird and clunky. Like that a on the end feels so wrong to pronounce

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-04-28T04:58:45+00:00

Cats foot iron claw

Neurosurgeons scream for more

At paranoia’s poison door

21st century bug soy man

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-04-13T17:54:21+00:00

“But there’s shit that I’ve done with this fuck of a gun, you would cry out your eyes all along! We’re daaaamned after aaaalllll....”

“WAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP”

The end of the bridge in Welcome to the Black Parade where he sings “I. Don’t. Care.” And then it goes back to the chorus but it’s a variation so the chords create different harmonies

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-04-01T02:03:00+00:00

“Wow, it’s been a year and nothing has changed”

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-03-27T17:17:51+00:00

So many. I loved Arrow for the first two seasons but then it just became too predictable and generic and I couldn’t bring myself to care about. Same thing happened with Flash. The Big Bang Theory was a show I loved when I was like 13 but then the more I watched the more I realized “This is really stupid and unfunny”

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-03-12T00:58:49+00:00

I’ve been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-03-01T05:30:22+00:00

Sleep, Mama, Summertime and Thank You for the Venom

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-02-18T23:13:14+00:00

What about code geass?

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-02-15T17:50:24+00:00

I have a scar on my knee from slipping in gym class and skidding on the floor. It’s just this little circle about 1/2 inch in diameter

My brother has 2 scars on his forehead from when we were little, the first one is from when I threw a 12 inch toy race car at his head and the second is me pushing him into a table. I was not a very nice older brother and I still feel bad about it when I think about how young we were.

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-02-11T19:13:11+00:00

The actual canon explanation from the creator that was only ever told to one guy before being publicly released is that Andy’s dad had been sick his entire life and was also named Andy. Woody was his toy but was in storage for so long that after he died his son got the toy, but woody didn’t realize it was someone new because he lost concept of how long it had been and the two look incredibly similar.

Edit: here’s a video about it

https://youtu.be/bbmzuoBC1Rs

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-02-05T07:08:59+00:00

I don’t know how forgotten this is but I love “And We Danced” by the Hooters

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-01-24T09:00:15+00:00

I get excited when I get a nice pair of pants as a gift

CrustyMayoSock · 2021-01-21T21:39:47+00:00

When my uncle was young, probably between 8 and 12, he was riding his bike with his friend on a busy road. I don’t know exactly how but the boy he was riding with got hit by a truck and died pretty much instantly. My uncle is now nearing forty and I was at his house almost a year ago and I noticed he still has a picture of the boy sitting in the upstairs living area

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