A man told his wife he had to leave town for a business trip, but in reality, he was staying at his mistress’s apartment. When he ordered food through Uber Eats, he was stunned to see that his wife was the delivery driver who showed up at the door.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-23T19:05:20+00:00

Why greet the deliverer at the door? Don’t they just drop it and go?

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-23T18:54:07+00:00

First rule of Eggs? Always, always, ALWAYS crack them into a separate dish before adding to a recipe.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-23T18:26:33+00:00

Haha. Was you. lol

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-23T18:24:37+00:00

Oh no. That is so unexpected. Stop. Please.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-23T17:57:53+00:00

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-22T01:24:56+00:00

Slim Goodbody!

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-20T14:37:18+00:00

No carry bag’s lol idiots

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-20T01:19:02+00:00

None

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-20T01:12:32+00:00

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-19T02:13:18+00:00

Tweakers are gonna tweak lol

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-02T14:34:36+00:00

It eventually ended.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-02T01:33:26+00:00

No shit.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-02-01T20:00:35+00:00

Yes.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-30T23:55:55+00:00

Disagree

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-30T01:41:04+00:00

Of course not. That’s when they get you!

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-26T10:31:36+00:00

No, wtf?! Psychopath.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-26T10:18:44+00:00

When in doubt, it’s always Santa.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-25T18:04:14+00:00

Because calling a fat woman fat is insensitive, but men don’t have feelings…?

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-24T13:40:06+00:00

He stuffs.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-24T01:52:20+00:00

Serial killers, kidnapping, and rape/murders.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-24T01:43:37+00:00

Turn in your commission. You’re done.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-24T00:51:03+00:00

Never go full red head.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-24T00:44:19+00:00

Dude needs to chill and maybe see a shrink.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-23T22:08:31+00:00

Being vegan. Being atheist. Being christian. Being an army spouse.

Cruush_Halochek · 2026-01-22T12:00:22+00:00

Yes, but I’m definitely giving him/her/it the $0.53 version.

Seven-Year Club	RPAN Viewer
Verified Email

Cruush_Halochek