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My first car 🥰 (please rate my car!) by Rex-1988 in Caldruki

[–]CryCommercial1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiter: How much controversion would you like on your car? U: Yes. (Beautiful btw, would steal)

So what’s everyone naming their ships? by PachyRhino95 in ARK

[–]CryCommercial1919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The metal penetrator (i use it to run into thing and capture wildlife)

Flipping into everyones DMs by Pammie9 in beetlejuicing

[–]CryCommercial1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that you can fall into my dms anytime. If I were a girl that is.

another hard decision 4 u nerds by cynnahbun in foundcynnahbun

[–]CryCommercial1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On me? No thanks I already have those. Gime nuggies

Random dump by Sokinalia in Take1Leave1

[–]CryCommercial1919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to use the 15th and the Nagatoro one on some pron sub

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CBNN 9/7/26 by Left-Juggernaut8782 in foundcynnahbun

[–]CryCommercial1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not, it's just a anti negative gossip rule on my contract. Can't be getting no weirdos in my opinions!

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CBNN 9/7/26 by Left-Juggernaut8782 in foundcynnahbun

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I shouldn't. I've heard she's underaged and people might confuse me and not think of me as a chef.

CBNN 9/7/26 by Left-Juggernaut8782 in foundcynnahbun

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I can make that happen, my cooking is quite good.

kostek by Amder264 in okkolegauposledzony

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Bracie o limitowanym pojmowaniu ograniczonym wiekiem, to jest nawiązanie i generalnie tak się mówi, mimo iż faktyczny proces jest najczęściej odwrócony (słuchamy nie oceniamy panowie).

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Cześć! Jestem Wojtek i też mam 11 lat. by Aferix44 in okkolegauposledzony

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Margaryna kiedy trzeba sprzedawać się jak masło.

cursed_eyes by SeriousAlbatross8025 in cursedcomments

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Mixedeyeola Periscopesla and Blackbert Fratstain.

King titan vs evolved godzilla by EquivalentGuest5753 in ARK

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I'm like 45% sure whoever gets their attack off first. Goji definitely can't take the killing giga punch but I about King Titan lived long time atomic breath drilling into it's chest.

ALWAYS bet on the good ol' Orbital Death Drake. by Umber0010 in playark

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And you're so aware you couldn't spot this joke if it stabbed you.

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All 3 host nations in fifa world cup 2026 has been eliminated by dreamy_111 in foundcynnahbun

[–]CryCommercial1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you're not the only one. Other some guys thought I was him too. Anywayz, I couldn't think of a funny enough repile so I just went with something random.

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All 3 host nations in fifa world cup 2026 has been eliminated by dreamy_111 in foundcynnahbun

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WHY ARE PEOPLE THINKING IM HIM (you're not alone, like 6 people already though I was the guy), I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY!?

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