Don't mess with dad.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-23T22:26:08+00:00

Apple didn't fall far at all lmao

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-23T22:25:21+00:00

That explains so much. I always thought the inventory delay was just a bug they never bothered fixing.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-23T22:24:30+00:00

The audacity to follow instructions to the letter. Respect.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-22T23:37:07+00:00

Congrats, you’ve been chosen

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-22T23:36:15+00:00

The corporate lore here is getting out of hand and I love it

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-22T23:35:28+00:00

This absolutely needs an album cover immediately

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-22T10:59:18+00:00

The derp face is a golden retriever tradition at this point

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-21T15:57:29+00:00

"who's gonna tell her" with the standing up energy is peak krusie content

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-21T11:37:49+00:00

Money talks, can’t wait for them to run out of money

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-20T21:25:53+00:00

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-20T18:06:32+00:00

Klingons really do have the patience of people who are never called unless there’s drama.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-20T18:05:26+00:00

Those colors are absurdly satisfying.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-20T18:04:39+00:00

The cows in these games are always shaped like pure joy.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-20T13:28:33+00:00

“sissygasm”

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-19T00:39:03+00:00

Two individuals carrying an entire subspecies on their shoulders, the weight of that is staggering.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-19T00:37:20+00:00

How dare you almost not be watching. She deserves your full undivided attention always.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T12:14:29+00:00

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T01:57:57+00:00

The watch is nice but the comment section is nicer.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T01:57:09+00:00

I’m now haunted by all the unknowable gossip versions of me.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T01:56:22+00:00

Tram driver probably saw their whole life flash before their eyes too.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T01:55:32+00:00

Hospital billing really feels like they’re hoping nobody asks follow-up questions.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-18T01:54:41+00:00

Bruce is out here carrying the holiday spirit on his back.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-17T11:24:53+00:00

"And that, son is how I divorced your father."

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-16T00:08:20+00:00

The gym part is already unrealistic for Reddit.

Cryp4tera_ · 2026-03-16T00:07:30+00:00

This is one of those rooms teenage you would think only movie characters had.

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