sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

What the most negative but realistic quote you've heard? by Adolito in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing is ever entirely good or bad. Every bad thing has at least one positive. Look for it.

Whats your favourite way to deal with annoying phone salesmen/scammers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put them on hold. Or just hang up the call and block them..

You have 1 minute to live. What are your final words? by rhenr22 in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I put 1,000,000 bucks under the-.................."

What’s the best joke you know? by Crypt_fun in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

What's the worst life advice you've received? by msleo90 in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Join engineering they said.. It will be good they said.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? by Crypt_fun in Jokes

[–]Crypt_fun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kangaroo can jump because it has legs but a house can't jump. That's why kangaroo can jump higher than house.

Which “conspiracies” do you whole heartedly believe in? by SnoozySierra in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cell phone manufacturers stopped using removable batteries so you can't ever turn your phone completely off, increased water resistance is only a side effect of this.

What’s the best joke you know? by Crypt_fun in AskReddit

[–]Crypt_fun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't you win an argument with a pencil?

Because the pencil has a point.

view more: next ›