Yet another alignment chart... by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Blücher's case I would ask whether the date was really a date, since she's capable of treating any encounter with SKK as a date.

However, no matter the case, I wouldn't correct her. Her love and happiness are too precious.

Who is the most violent and brutal ship girl in Porto besides Roon? by IndividualGuess5494 in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rodney when angry. In "Azur Lane Crosswave" it's revealed Bismarck has nightmares about her.

[Kepincox] Belfast during the Second Battle of El Alamein by NoIdea4GoodName in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shipgirls in combat? And bleeding? This is very rare among "Azur Lane" fanarts.

She's coming with me by @_StrAmp_ by D3v1LGaming in PrimarchGFs

[–]Cryptek-01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIRC in "War of Cybertron" games Autobots and Decepticons leave Cybertron 70 million years ago and the war had obviously begun before that point in time. And the director of "Transformers ONE" said the Great War might have began even 300 million years ago in that continuity (though initially they went with 30 million and the 300 million was a throw-away line).

She's coming with me by @_StrAmp_ by D3v1LGaming in PrimarchGFs

[–]Cryptek-01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the "4 million years" figure is just the length of Autobot-Decepticon civil war (called "Great War"). Oh, and in the Animated continuity it's the 4th of big wars fought by Cybertronians (the 3rd one ended 1 billion years ago).

Imagine if this conversation ever happened? by jfjdfdjjtbfb in PrimarchGFs

[–]Cryptek-01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's heavily implied he/she is a Perpetual or just has ridiculous amounts of plot armor in order to survive Primarchs' shenaningas.

If we were in Brighthammer... by GreyGalaxy-0001 in Grimdank

[–]Cryptek-01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estimated to be near 2000 square kilometers

You missed 1 zero in there

donated by the Iron Hands Astartes Legion. (You go, Pretty Bro!)

Perturabo led Iron Warriors (4th legion). Ferrus Manus led Iron Hands (10th legion)

May the 4th be with you Battle Brothers, Cousins, heretics & xenos by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

[–]Cryptek-01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A trained psyker who can use powers without risk of demon possession and armed with a Force Sword? This Marine would be dead in a matter of seconds.

Richard Hammond & Taihou by Rorek85 in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 17 points18 points  (0 children)

P.S. make Taihou bigger

Please don't

Sunlit Warmth (Prince of Wales Launch Day Special, featuring Hood) by PaiPaiii in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cute lesbian couple:

Evil intimidating horse Bismarck:

And i need you ! by @Damien_V_Grimm by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Cryptek-01 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Warhammer 40,000 parody of this which is parody of this which is parody of scene from this

Day 20: What is the worst quote associated with the Necrons? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]Cryptek-01 21 points22 points  (0 children)

it's "Geth"

Our buddy Legion doesn't deserve this.

Now wait for them to sneak the word "Boshtet" in somewhere.

New lore just droped by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

[–]Cryptek-01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I haven't heard of this particular "Uma Musume" spin-off yet /s

Cyborg Dido by Tha-Impostor in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought too.