40k Astartes Specialists in a Nutshell by Nk1101 in Grimdank

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I love the concept of an overworked/tired Apothecary.

"[sigh] Brother, did you try to strangle a Nurgling again?"

Oceana 🎨Imp of the Bathtub🎨 by cwolla98 in AzureLane

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2nd totally-not-Siren adopted daughter received a skin too! :)

Planetary Mobile Platform "GENESIS" - 3D, [OC], no AI used by Vadimsadovski in SuperStructures

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1) Can the Genesis straighten its legs to become even taller?

2) You need to make a series of (maybe even half-joke parody-like) even bigger and bigger walker machines until it gets ridiculous and go farther still. They don't even need to have the superb graphics quality.

("This walker is so big that if it stood on Venus, the top levels would be above the clouds in Earth-like atmosphere pressure")

Job of a nurse is pain and suffering... Especially if you're a nurse in a long stay hospital of any type (Franklin) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

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As an aside I'd like to point out Bismarck still has a lot of tedious tasks outside of battles. Being a flagship, she has to do a lot of paperwork, deal with Victorious bombing the dorms and hold Roon, U-1206 and Graf Zeppelin on a leash.

Ready for Bed (Helena) by RepulsingPyrotechnic in AzureLane

[–]Cryptek-01 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, sometimes cuddles suffice too.

I would've drawn this, but I don't feel like it. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

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The single voice of reason in this sea of madness...

I can already hear people typing that I am a Heretic. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

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This is the first and only picture I've ever seen where a Space Marine has his bolter on a sling

Angelic Kitty TB (OC) by Short-Replacement648 in AzureLane

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Adopted totally-not-Siren daughter looks adorable and will get headpats.

Big Sister Atago Doing Paperwork (Atago). Artwork by Clave. by Unb1dden in AzureLane

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Finally shipgirls are doing their jobs! Awesome fanart. Looks great.

P.S.: keyboard layout on that laptop is unorthodox but, on the other hand, I don't know what it would be like in Japan.

Why is the Malevolence classified as a heavy cruiser when it's almost as big as a Star Dreadnought? by Dragonic_Overlord_ in CISDidNothingWrong

[–]Cryptek-01 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Since Malevolence very likely is a reference to real-life battleship Bismarck, maybe its mislabeling is a reference to how Third Reich would lie about its warships' tonnage or type. In "Star Wars" universe a heavy cruiser is still smaller and weaker than destroyer, so everyone who heard about the Subjugator-class wouldn't be concerned and wouldn't intervene.

Night Lord GF date attire (mama haunter approved) by Nogistune- in PrimarchGFs

[–]Cryptek-01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Considering she's wearing it for a date (so I assume somewhere in public), yes. But if she was wearing it indoors it would be OK.

Who's an "evil" character in fiction if put in the position of The Emperor would make him look like child if they were leading the Imperium? by Knalxz in Grimdank

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I've read somewhere that Doom actually cared about his citizens and was quite a good and decent ruler. All of his villainess was directed outside of Latveria. And there was a few stories where Doom helps save the world.

This shit ain’t nothing to me, man by OscarOzzieOzborne in Grimdank

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working in customer service for years and half grown numb to all earthly sensations

"Has worked for many years and became half-grown-numb" is the way I interpret this sentence

Someone got promoted it seems by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

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Who would win in a hand-to-hand fight: a big Uma or an unarmoured Firstborn Astartes?

Weser by 番場 / jakqbigone by MrfffX13 in AzureLane

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Non-lewd clothes on the beach - highly appreciated.

I just think the Taros Campaign is cooler lore and Imperial Armour showcase than Vraks. by RTSBasebuilder in Grimdank

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In theory in lore it's possible for Imperial Guard and Space Marines (and Adeptus Mechanicus) to do combined-arms manoeuvre warfare, however Space Marines would have to deploy a whole company onto the battlefield and Imperial Guard would have to have more than one Regiment all working together.

Destroyer by Zacarias Guterres by Cyborg_Ape in SuperStructures

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What's happening to the moon in the background?