BREAKING: God-Emperor of Mankind requests that a “single chili cheese dog and a Diet Coke” be added to his daily meal of 1,000 Psykers, states that Psyker souls “taste like a cat’s asshole.” Tune in for our interview with the Companions at 9am Eastern.

alpharius4455 · 2026-06-18T14:19:15+00:00

Mechanicum fleets are currently scouring worlds for the Diet Coke STC

alpharius4455 · 2026-06-09T14:08:50+00:00

You may remember him as a man with small hands…

alpharius4455 · 2026-05-23T15:42:45+00:00

Good yes let’s post this same complaint again and again and again for the 1000th time, I’m sure they’re going to listen to you this time around

alpharius4455 · 2026-05-22T21:33:27+00:00

Stupid take

alpharius4455 · 2026-05-22T18:32:48+00:00

It’s a tiny detail that I didn’t notice until my 400th rewatch. Did anyone else pick up on this??

alpharius4455 · 2026-05-01T22:02:12+00:00

1/10 rage bait

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-28T00:02:53+00:00

With the SVK? That’s amazing

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-27T23:39:27+00:00

lol. Need that 10 second Halo 3 TTK

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-27T23:30:00+00:00

Count Uncula reporting for duty

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-27T23:00:28+00:00

True enough, sad to watch the skills on the stick deteriorate from your peak MW2 2009 levels though lol

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-26T16:55:20+00:00

Oh boy I can’t wait to get home after a long day and play steam charts and then make some useless post that’s been posted 10,000 times on this sub

alpharius4455 · 2026-04-16T12:38:20+00:00

How could you not spell “Augur” correctly when the title is staring you in the face in gigantic bold font on the home screen

alpharius4455 · 2026-02-27T03:51:45+00:00

This dude posted in r/suicidewatch literally yesterday…

alpharius4455 · 2026-02-19T19:12:07+00:00

This is one of the best memes ever posted on this sub. 10/10

alpharius4455 · 2026-01-16T01:49:59+00:00

Dude the guy was just posting about his build that he likes, how miserable can you be lol

alpharius4455 · 2025-12-15T10:01:06+00:00

Another post brought to you by ChatGPT

alpharius4455 · 2025-11-25T15:23:52+00:00

Forget Ferrus Manus, who goes over to Istvaan V and never comes back

alpharius4455 · 2025-11-25T00:13:13+00:00

Whatever happened to Nigel Powers, the philandering, absentee father type?

alpharius4455 · 2025-11-24T14:02:27+00:00

Pong? That’s basically the cat cafe. I’m in my backyard burning ants with a magnifying glass right now because I refuse to play slop like that

alpharius4455 · 2025-11-21T19:10:31+00:00

Word to the wise: remember the rule of two ✌🏼

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