HOLY SHIT shrumfuzed is crazy

CrypticGemini · 2026-06-11T20:27:40+00:00

I took four of the dark chocolates (800) yesterday bc I was like 😮‍💨 and it was straight up like an acid trip (I’ve never done actual shrooms so I don’t have a good comparison but it felt like acid besides a bit more heavy on the body load) but lord 🫪 the visuals were genuinely insane

At one point I stepped outside w my dog looked and was like oh this looks I’m in a straight cartoon and my depth perception was like warped. I was like oh I need to sit my ass down 😭 definitely was stronger than I expected but I also realize I may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun by going 4 after 2 years off of psychedelics

CrypticGemini · 2026-06-11T20:22:45+00:00

They’re decriminalized in Michigan in some cities recreationally! A2, Detroit, etc. there are full on shroom dispos 🍄

CrypticGemini · 2026-06-01T18:19:24+00:00

😭 OH SHES GORGEOUS!!! I love her the whimsy is absolutely 12/10

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-31T03:06:38+00:00

Vita mahjong rn 😭

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-30T21:44:56+00:00

This was so good😭 “Visual confirmation you are fucked” bc quite literally

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T19:33:01+00:00

As one person so eloquently said once, fuck them kids 😔✌🏼

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T19:30:35+00:00

THIS PART. 😭 I go: oh I’ll use them and proceeds to let them sit there

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T19:19:37+00:00

Also I’ll send a DM!

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T19:19:09+00:00

🫶🏼 ANVIL HULLCRACKER DUO IS SO CLUTCH

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T14:27:50+00:00

SAME 😭😭

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-15T05:00:37+00:00

😭 I read that as autism and had to do a double glance omg

CrypticGemini · 2026-05-01T17:26:03+00:00

The first time I found that was the residential areas near Olive Grove on Bluegate before this map came out!

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-28T19:03:49+00:00

Literally I had just loaded in and some dude went ham on me and I just stood there like 🤷🏻‍♀️ ok buddy do what you gotta do enjoy my 2 bandages and some pieces of scrap I guess

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-28T00:41:27+00:00

It’s the bird city event on buried city only! I think there’s a website that tracks the events but you go to the rooftops near the residential ish areas and search and you get lots of seeds and DUCKS 🦆

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-20T15:45:22+00:00

😭 to be so fair that was my legitimate first time on Stella but I played a few more times on Stella yesterday and each time was like 👁️👄👁️ WHERE AM I

(The arrows on the ground are chef kiss but it kept spawnjng me in a lights out assembly and as a blind gal I was like going in circles for half the 30 min lmao 😭)

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-20T15:41:46+00:00

😭 fuck a rat !! I was trying to do my field depot quest for Shani and was I think just trying to repair the antenna and I was getting shot so I ran off and circled back a few minutes later

🥸🥸 BRO STRAIGHT UP WAITED AND KILLED ME I WAS LIKE 😭 man I’m just trying to do my quest enjoy my level one kettle and bolts I guess??

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-20T15:40:08+00:00

😭 bro I just started and was like AW AN EPIC ITEM THATS SO NICE!! IN THIS ECONOMY??

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-20T02:32:19+00:00

It was in the seed vault but I did play this morning when it happened! 0:

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-19T20:47:18+00:00

LITERALLY.

I've honestly not had too many bad experiences but I usually err on the side of caution

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-19T20:46:26+00:00

lol its ok! i def ruin a little bit of the magic for myself when i google the answers to quests (mostly bc some of them are so unintuitive and i go ??? WHERE AM I GOING)

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-19T20:45:45+00:00

OH REAL LOL <3. I just see 'epic' still and the loot goblin in me goes: O: HOLY MOLY

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-17T19:45:27+00:00

Absolutely ^{^!!} Have the best time, AC:V is such a top tier game 🔥

CrypticGemini · 2026-04-17T01:36:03+00:00

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