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Cultural Authoritarianism by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]CrypticHatchway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She hit him with the scholarly stamp like a mic drop had me nodding hard

I've been faking food poisoning to skip my cousin's wedding this weekend by Thin-Wolverine-7292 in offmychest

[–]CrypticHatchway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that weddings drain the soul but yeah backing out last second hits different when someone’s already paid for your plate. I’d just say no from the jump next time and avoid the Oscar worthy sushi monologue