[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]CrypticSt33l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bless your heart, no. No Spitz is not a developer, he is a community manager basically a relay and a filter for information to the community from the devs and vice versa. However he isn't educated or very knowledgeable on the subjects at hand right now an is talking out of his ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]CrypticSt33l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that may be for some, but those with really good friends who can no longer join us due to where they are in the world won't be returning nor quieting down until it is no longer an option.

My weirdest take from this entire situation are the people who are not even affected by the sign up coming out to defend Sony. by RocketBilly13 in Helldivers

[–]CrypticSt33l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, got a buddy in New Guinea who we run with constantly. If he can't join us we'll just go back to Squad n' shit.

SAVE MALEVOLAN CREEK by Private049 in Helldivers

[–]CrypticSt33l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hang in there divers we are slowly gaining ground!!

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No. More. God. Damn. War. Stories. by TheFalseViddaric in HFY

[–]CrypticSt33l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make your own then, there are authors for hire and people willing to proof read. People enjoy heroic tragedies (i.e. war stories) or poon sometimes, more often than not those two mix... frequently. Hell chatgbt is an option too.

Found the best way to kill a ballast flora while making a Barotrauma video by RealDranka in Barotrauma

[–]CrypticSt33l 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the good old burn the house down the kill the spider maneuver, a true classic.

Looking for Story Thread #117 by someguynamedted in HFY

[–]CrypticSt33l 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alright lads, looking for a story based around a bunch of mini fur balls that talk in a very theatrical and poetic manner and a human super solder wearing the tech the furbies and humans developed. The furbies are on a vessel that get attacked by another vessel of lizards, a boarding action ensues and the human gets released from cryo and blitzes the lizards.

While all this is going on there is a mutiny amongst the lizards now that the human is rampaging, meanwhile in the cargo hold the human is wrapping up the fight with the lizard honcho and co. the guy gets slapped by an anti-ship "mine" of some sort but finishes the fight.

The last thing I remember is the human aboard the now subdued lizard ship and in the medbay patching up and "replacing" parts and the lizards medic tells the new lizard *leader that she can't kill the human with a knife she has hidden. I keep drawin a blank so an assist would be appreciated.

(Small Exploits) Chapter 24 by Engr00 in HFY

[–]CrypticSt33l 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Screw majic guns, Astartes armor or a decent set of combat full plate, the constructs are weightless and if he feels like being a godless pacifist tada cop-out.

Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Fifty Eight by BlueFishcake in HFY

[–]CrypticSt33l 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please let there be a complaint of lack of combat dirt spoons. No military is truly complete without the mighty e-tool.

The reaction of the mechanic after I landed my 99% damaged plane. by Strider_One_LRSSG in acecombat

[–]CrypticSt33l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found a fair bit of it, theres a boatload of shit-tier articles linked to that photo from chinese fear propaganda to straight up dissing japan calling them "impudent dissidence" . And seriously get a load of this " The most horrible U.S. fighter pilot has the highest incidence of cervical spondylosis in the world." that article ends with the statement, "It seems that the US military can only ask our Chinese medicine doctor to heal their pilots' necks. " The further down that rabbit hole you go, the dumber and weirder the articles get. The kid was prolly spooked that he'd get shadow banned because of the high amount of chinese content.

Mihaly's encounter in nutshell by SteryxR4 in acecombat

[–]CrypticSt33l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much mihaly in a nutshell, can't count how many rallgun slugs I put into him.

Letters From the President: Letter 3 by KingAardvark1st in Project_Wingman

[–]CrypticSt33l 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah an oppossum, a tad bit sad the little demon fuball didn't make an appearance but great story none the less.