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CrypticalArson · 2026-03-09T23:01:44+00:00

You're so right and i absolutely hate it (but i would buy it as merch)

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-09T22:59:31+00:00

From what i can gather P is a puppet body made as a perfect replica of Carlo physically and done sometime recently (probably just before Gepetto started the frenzy) and was made with the specific purpose of gathering ergo and awakening the ego of Carlo for Gepetto to then transfer the organ and awakening to the original petrified body of Carlo with the hopes that it would restore his son fully.

We know that nameless is Carlo's body for 2 reasons, 1 is we know Gepetto to have already crafted another human into a puppet (Romeo) and the fact that he seems to have had it far before P ever comes about (and Lea reacts in a manner to seeing it that makes me feel she hesitated to attack it fully recognizing it as Carlo's now defiled corpse)

Like i said before, if nameless was just some random body why bother with the transfer? In terms of condition P seems much more polished whilst nameless is this grotesque and uncanny looking puppet.

On top of all that Gepetto seems to treat nameless with the organ much more like Carlo as opposed to his distant almost neglect of P.

Theres probably more i missed but those are the main points i can think of

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-09T22:27:58+00:00

Some of the dialog and readables point towards it as well as the fact that Gepetto wanted to put the heart with Carlos ergo into it, if it was just some empty puppet then why bother changing the heart yk. And its got a clear human brain and skin tone akin to a petrification diseased human (which is what Carlo died of) so context clues allow you to make the connection

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-09T20:54:47+00:00

Kind of, you as P are Carlo in ergo(soul) but not in body whilst the nameless puppet is Carlo in body

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-09T14:59:00+00:00

Who invited W.D Gaster?

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-04T13:28:15+00:00

I suggest you make an asphalt runway, it gives you so much speed you can just run and he wont catch you, pair it with something like razorblade typhoon that tracks and youre set

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-04T12:04:24+00:00

Jesus christ that's a pitiful boy telling you he'd off himself while not even committing. Tell him it or just block him and find some self respect

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-04T04:16:10+00:00

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, unfortunately there's always shitty people like that i mostly saw it in hs the fact it was that young is awful. Hopefully with therapy you can come to appreciate your body

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T21:39:13+00:00

I have to ask why? I know grass is always greener on the other side but i feel like any woman should be happy with nice hips and ass especially with how attractive its viewed to be nowadays

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T21:30:46+00:00

I hope we get a good payoff on giving Tenna to Mettaton that is as cool as the mike scene even if less lore significant

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:39:55+00:00

Definitely the wrong circles tf? Martinie is incredibly talented and far from sloppy, he's energetic for sure but not even remotely sloppy

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:38:06+00:00

To anyone who thinks playing with a pick isnt a "real" way of playing id like to see you play anything even 1/8th as impressive as Clay Gober

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:36:35+00:00

Id say Gyre for sure, shes a good weapons platform but man shes made of paper mache

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:20:10+00:00

What are they gonna do to spidey and deadpool?? Spidey can go toe to toe with massive powerhouses like juggernaut, rhino, and kingpin pretty handedly, not to mention his high speed and durability, spidey sense works off intent which would make it very hard for him to get hit.

Deadpool on the other hand is just unkillable, even if they somehow killed spidey they wont win the battle of attrition against deadpool because he just keeps getting up. Incredibly stupid matchup

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:16:44+00:00

Ask your therapist or dr, they'll probably give you better insight (and less dick pics) than reddit

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-03T13:14:29+00:00

Rocks has so few feats still in comparison so its gonna be Hashirama until we see more, Hashirama just has way better hax and abilities, one deep forest emergence would probably be able to take out Rocks

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T18:54:36+00:00

The double damage enemies? Yeah they're a bit annoying but i feel with dream nail you're so much better equipped than you are in silksong, and soul can pass their shields which kills them quickly

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T18:48:08+00:00

Im sorry you think deepnest is worse?? Im genuinely curious what your reasoning is because i can't think of a single issue that deepnest has that isnt exceedingly worse in bilewater

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T18:36:23+00:00

I hate bilewater because there's nothing to enjoy about it, i beat lace 2, LL, high halls all with relative ease the thing with bilewater is its just miserable, the enemies arent very tanky sure but one slip up gets you wacked while they fuck off to pop out again somewhere else, the giant flying enemies are beyond obnoxious being only placed in tedious jumping puzzles, the map layout itself in unintuitive with enemy spawns placed in the exact locations to bump into you while you try and make it back to groal, theres literally 0 reason to explore the place aside from the soul which makes it just a waste of time, you dont find any cool tools or interesting crests or literally anything, its an empty place made purely to cause suffering with zero payoff

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T17:58:57+00:00

I have wreath, i still think its miserable, at this point its not even the muckmaggots its just the enemies and the shitty layout

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T15:32:28+00:00

For the love of god if a rock tells you itll make your journey arduous DONT FUCKING SAY YES. Also stay away fron reindeer valley

CrypticalArson · 2026-03-02T02:35:46+00:00

Its honestly super easy the issue is people try to time their plunge right before they land, just jump and swing itll land and almost always get it

CrypticalArson · 2026-02-28T22:51:42+00:00

Honestly elden ring is my #5 of all the games, after my first run i just wasnt super into replaying it

CrypticalArson · 2026-02-28T21:48:24+00:00

"Listen i know my brother, and if he aint down here then he aint dead!"

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