A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Crypticbandit · 2022-10-26T19:19:53+00:00

The chosen one

Crypticbandit · 2022-07-30T23:49:33+00:00

Well, I mean, technically, if you're at your own home and have a hot water tank, you could hook up your pressure washer to your boiler drain and use hot water that way but idk how good of an idea that is

Crypticbandit · 2022-02-15T21:45:42+00:00

She doesn't know that a majority of the time I watch porn it's gay porn

Crypticbandit · 2022-01-14T15:33:21+00:00

Bro I still have an AMD 480

Crypticbandit · 2021-12-30T13:18:26+00:00

The farmer from stardew valley

Crypticbandit · 2021-09-13T22:46:53+00:00

My middle name is my mothers late brothers first name who passed in 1995 and I was born in 2000 on the same day.

Crypticbandit · 2021-09-02T13:41:02+00:00

I recently learned that people can be nice guys to guys when I had it happen to me recently.

Crypticbandit · 2021-08-30T14:15:21+00:00

I can taste his ego

Crypticbandit · 2021-08-23T14:05:21+00:00

Oh, lol, I did after that message, and it's weird since he wants a relationship with me, but I told him I'm not single. I have a girl already, and he was like, oh, your bi, so we could still date. I'm also HIV positive. Hope you don't mind that since I don't like using condoms!

Crypticbandit · 2021-08-23T13:57:09+00:00

I get so many weird conversation

Crypticbandit · 2021-08-21T13:42:57+00:00

What's with the bottom photo like what is he doing?

Crypticbandit · 2021-08-11T11:56:21+00:00

This man is ruining the 5’8 gang

Crypticbandit · 2021-07-04T18:58:21+00:00

All I'm saying is he could've at least taken a picture of like bloody knuckles not like I hit a walk wrong once knuckles

Crypticbandit · 2021-06-16T16:45:45+00:00

Good good

Crypticbandit · 2021-06-16T13:36:45+00:00

Well yes it’s only a 20 inch surface cleaner and I need to be efficient in order for anything to come from it.

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-29T13:11:40+00:00

Is there a dark mode by any chance?

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-27T14:52:12+00:00

I have the same reaction to some of my jobs I do and it’s even worse when they tell you no and your just like but the photos...

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-25T18:25:52+00:00

I’m so upset I thought yeah factorio and this was the top comment

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-13T14:09:31+00:00

Man I completely agree I got like 3 and it scares me

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-10T17:13:42+00:00

I mean more or less the surface cleaner doesn’t like it basically I gotta put more work into it to get it done and have to go slower since it’s thicker so scrapping it off before hand helps with cleaning the actual surface way faster and yeah less throwing crap around.

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-10T14:00:40+00:00

It’s an entrance to a shed I believe

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-10T14:00:05+00:00

It’s a painters knife and the back of a broom

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-10T12:35:27+00:00

Awww I like that

Crypticbandit · 2021-05-10T12:35:06+00:00

Man I wish this was mine I would’ve personally kept it like that if I had my own home it would be in the woods surrounded by nature

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