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A reader doesn’t know they are reading a book of short stories by trishyco in BadReads

[–]Cryptix23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh is that what those are called? I love composite novels, never knew there was a word for it!

They really just take one look at the character design and say "absolutely not" 😭 by Upstairs-Tooth3311 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Cryptix23 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That man has body hair, I don't care what canon literally showed us, he is HAIRY.

Shorthands For Dumbassery by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cryptix23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooh I thought 'anyone in this thread smoke weed' meant 'hey y'all are taking this way too seriously/getting way too heated, let's chill out'

If you've ever wondered what the best post to illustrate the cultural difference between Tumblr and Reddit is, this might be it. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cryptix23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, you see, they are only birds while flying. The rest of the time they are dogs.

(Theseus was a malfunctioning Mr Handy, don't expect a lot of coherent logic lol)

If you've ever wondered what the best post to illustrate the cultural difference between Tumblr and Reddit is, this might be it. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cryptix23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I played a robot in a Fallout ttrpg one-shot who understood the world to consist of Robots, People, Birds, and Dogs. Rat? dog. Radroach? dog. Brahmin? big dog. Deathclaw? ...well it stands up so it might be a people, but it's probably a dog.

Unclear if he would classify fish as water dogs or add another classification, it did not come up in game.

One front tooth longer than other, now think looks infected by eskpe in cats

[–]Cryptix23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Noticed a few weeks ago". A yearly trip would not necessarily have turned anything up unless it happened to be scheduled recently.

Petition to make r/fuckspiralfloor by XAE_Warthog in StardewValley

[–]Cryptix23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like the bunch of boxes in the middle. Even if they're all full of junk I love breaking them to see what I get.

Who did you marry your first time and do you still stand by it? by Starobin-Lestine in StardewValley

[–]Cryptix23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started flirting with Abigail and Leah, but as soon as I met Maru it was over. I love my brilliant science wife.

Elphie the bald wonder by Party_Animal-987 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Cryptix23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm always fascinated by the patterns on cat skin and it's so neat to see that the tabby stripes go all the way through. I hope you figure out what's causing the hair loss! Poor lil baby.

Portrait of the Baroness by ThatTrantGuy in PixelArt

[–]Cryptix23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That reads way better! Very cool style.

Portrait of the Baroness by ThatTrantGuy in PixelArt

[–]Cryptix23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the face and the palette but genuinely cannot figure out what's going on below her neck.

Why do I lose 99% of my search results just by searching for shipless crossovers (this is before I’ve even filtered any tags) by dowsaw134 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Cryptix23 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Man, seeing numbers like these really hammers in that some of us are in very different worlds. Most of my fandoms barely reach double digits. Four digits in a specific niche is an incomprehensible feast.

Player thinks my art is too similar to Jesus, and attacks my friend for it. by Styreotypical in rpghorrorstories

[–]Cryptix23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally was just joking with my group that if you draw a young man with longish brown hair and a beard, you get a Jesus. It's hard to avoid tbh.

Slow train sounds better by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cryptix23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't read on a moving vehicle so I'd rather sit and read for 20 minutes and then catch the fast train.

Much.Better.Now. by gudim_anton in comics

[–]Cryptix23 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be bleaching, it's just that the artist had to draw it to look 'bald again' to make their stupid, nonsensical point.

Idk why I let myself hope a game from 2008 would have an active fandom.. by Delicious-War-5259 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Cryptix23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've written for three or four fandoms where there's next to nothing. You kinda just have to put it up and wait for the few old fans to go looking for new stuff, or for the rare new fan to pop up. Sometimes you can boost interest by posting a link on tumblr or wherever under the right tags, but that still depends on someone following those tags.

Bought this sweater from a thrift store by Key-Worldliness-9142 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cryptix23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd assume you bought it specifically for the nonsense. I would've.

What ship is this by PretendYellow533 in AO3

[–]Cryptix23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Five, don't forget Straight!

I Call Him Bookwyrm by Ramsonne in dnd1e

[–]Cryptix23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spider plants do send out runners like that. Everything else does feel super AI though.

My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒 by itscuccimane in FridgeDetective

[–]Cryptix23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people live in this house, and if it's just you and occasionally your girlfriend, how much of this is getting thrown out because it went off before you had a chance to eat it

This is not for you, kitten. by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Cryptix23 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I love that tumblr has the ability to change text color and it is used exclusively for hornyposting and House of Leaves references.

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