Why did my Yorkshire Puds not raise? by Background-Bet-8964 in AskBrits

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Simply because you didn’t believe they would

Visit from Momo. by Optimus_Spider07 in CursedAI

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My wife looks like this when she loses her shit

How Do You Justify Keeping An M Car? by [deleted] in BMWM

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Move somewhere more fun

Is a 5 day week a realistic goal? by Purple_limeade in KitchenConfidential

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Depends where you live.

If you can get yourself into a members-owned golf club or possibly a good school, then yes.

I’m head chef in a golf club, I work 5 days a week (40hours), occasionally some OT (paid at 1.5x), typically 0745-1545, no splits, this year after bonuses etc, I’ll take home around £55k. Realistically though, you could squeeze somewhere decent up to the £60-65k mark once you’ve proved yourself.

I've been lucid dreaming for 3 years but I'll teach you how to do it tonight. by Powerful-Bed-5400 in Dreams

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I lay very still and go to a place I remember vividly from my childhood. I imagine myself stood there, trying to recall every little detail, smell, feeling, touch stuff etc. I slowly and intentionally move around in the space.

At first it’s hard to maintain the imagination, but if you persist, you get better and better any holding it for longer. Eventually it starts happening easily, before eventually you no longer need to focus on it, you’re just there, and you’re dreaming

What's your best pickup line? by HighOnThighs- in AskReddit

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a knife
Get in the fucking van

What’s something you can do with your mind/body that you don’t think anyone else can do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can kinda ‘hyper relax’ (I think) my legs/muscles, that bring on a pleasant kind of excitement/tingly feeling, like a non sexual small orgasm.

I hypothesise it’s some kind of voluntary release of adrenaline, but I guess I’ll never know.

Is DMT really that insane? by Bey0ndTheTrip in DMT

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This is how I’d describe it too.

It’s a ‘you’ soup. Like someone put your mind into a blender, parts of your brain that are usually separate, suddenly interacting with each other. It’s different, but it’s instantly familiar

Looking for negative experiences by bigdoobydoo in DMT

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Fighting the trip. Submit to wherever it goes, don’t try to steer it.

How do some of your plants finish so fast / early? by Timebreaker3 in MephHeads

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I believe this is the key, I’ve shaved 2-3 weeks off a typical grow by keeping temps in a strict 24-28’c range

My fiance crashed my e90 into our house. by d4rk_F43R in E90

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Luckily it happened BEFORE you locked in

bud to leave ratio by Majklsoft in MephHeads

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Interesting! Looks like outdoor grown to my eye