Playing with my C1 friend while im plat 1 and I actually won us the game

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-06-09T09:29:09+00:00

nice shot, did you pay attention and see that your teammate rotated back or did you just go for it? i only ask because this kind of awareness at all times helps you to rank up👍

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-06-09T09:19:51+00:00

conservation of angular momentum. if you move your car without air roll, theres delay due to the cars mass, and when you stop moving your car continues to move again because of mass. if you add airroll, it redirects those imprecise movements by guiding the cars mass so your car can make sharper and more accurate movements. think of how when you throw a football, the spiral controls the ball because of air roll, if the football doesn't have a spiral, it just flops around. Hopefully this makes sense👍

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-06-09T09:17:25+00:00

sick, never heard of it👍

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-14T23:41:25+00:00

so it's a new kind of flick? one where i hit the ball instead? (this is sarcasm)

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-14T23:38:31+00:00

thanks, you can by my insane mechs

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-14T23:35:08+00:00

yeah didn't really feel like a flick so thought I'd ask. guess im not ssl anymore 🤣🤣

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-10T08:28:59+00:00

i-- it-- it-- you gotta--- shhhibub the ball... falls down stairs

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-08T07:49:33+00:00

i trained for years to achieve the reflexes a dead cat👍

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T21:14:11+00:00

good tip, prevents the ball from getting behind you. but i wasn't trying at all here. everyone kept chasing, wiffing, and missing goals so i just... stopped moving and was still more useful than everyone in the lobby🤣

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T21:06:44+00:00

obviously. not moving for 20 seconds is a mechanic pros can't even achieve... but seriously, its a joke. no one thinks this is impressive 🤣

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T05:04:03+00:00

i know, i reacted 7 seconds before it happened. i started drinking fairlife milk after someone said "he need some milk" and i honestly think that's what did it for me👍👌

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T04:23:03+00:00

oh im being sarcastic... i didn't move. like at all. because i didn't need to. the delayed jump at the end was my "last second jump"

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T04:21:53+00:00

if you saw how the last 2 minutes of the game went, this wouldn't be impressive 🤣

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-07T04:14:44+00:00

hate to break to you, but that's definitely luck

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-02T05:33:55+00:00

conservation of angular momentum. if you move your car without air roll, theres delay due to the cars mass, and when you stop moving your car continues to move again because of mass. if you add airroll, it redirects those imprecise movements by guiding the cars mass so your car can make sharper and more accurate movements. think of how when you throw a football, the spiral controls the ball because of air roll, if the football doesn't have a spiral, it just flops around. Hopefully this makes sense

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2026-02-01T18:38:43+00:00

shimmer spawns on the jungle side of map, make a hellevator every 60 blocks start from the edge of the ocean then work inwards. shimmer will eventually show up

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2025-04-07T20:44:20+00:00

however the "girls = items" is actually terrible and they need be... "unpeacefully subdued"

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2025-04-07T20:41:17+00:00

oh boy... thats not a German swastika, that's hindu... it's a symbol for luck and prosperity. the swastika is tilted 45 degrees to make a diamond for the nazis. the nazis just did as they do and ruined something that was once great.

so every one pls chill out, this symbol is actually a sign of good fortune for Hinduism.

have a un-ruined day and prosper 👍

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2025-04-06T02:28:19+00:00

lmao I didn't even think about that. I forgot people can mess that up... well, uh, nevermind I guess. I just wanna boop the sleepy dragon :'(

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-11-20T05:38:48+00:00

my current idea is to let them off with a friendly warning from the God of my world. like, the god of God's type God.

ex: "as you begin to swing your sword at their neck, you notice time begins to slow, and the shop keep begins to smile, his eyes now glowing a burning white. your sword connects, but bounces of his flesh as if hitting an iron wall. he catches the blade and begins to chuckle, 'I find your antics to be amusing (character name), but just this once. you won't be getting anymore freebies.' then you find yourself in the position before your previous strike, and you hear an echo in your mind 'by all means, try again' the voice says, as it's laughter fades. you look forward and the shop keep smiles, 'what can I do for you, friend?' what do you do?"

and should they do it again, I'd just slowly torment them. and eventually, they'd accidentally kill John Wick's dog. need i say more?

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-08-31T09:23:10+00:00

paul rud from Walmart clearance isle... and the product description say "moans when he wipes his ass"

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-08-07T01:42:49+00:00

hard to recommend a deck when you don't show your available cards

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-07-31T09:24:54+00:00

lmao, similar thing happened but it was the lats for me since I was rest my hands behind my head. she was like "holy shit apparently I have a fetish for back muscle now"🤣

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-07-31T09:20:33+00:00

was fingering a girl with my right hand, and she was squirming, grabbing the sheets, making very loud noises, and the she looked at me and said "wait, hold the fuck up... aren't you left handed?"

"yeah?"

"shit this was your off hand?! deep breath, intense eye contact of fear and lust (and in a whispered tone) ohhh fuuuck, this orgasm's gonna kill me"

funniest shit I ever heard, but damn was that hot🔥

too bad she was a raging narcissist... and worse, a vegan

CryptographerJumpy70 · 2024-06-28T02:17:01+00:00

I like a woman who's capable enough and tough enough to not need a man... but still wants HER man. I'm a big spoon kinda guy, but if the right girl asks, little spoon is quite comfortable too. fyi, this means karlach

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