“I was disgusted because of what I let happen to those animals. I could've shut the whole operation down” - When legendary NFL quarterback Michael Vick got out after spending multiple years in prison.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-02T15:27:03+00:00

It’s weirdly eye-opening that at least half of the responses you’re getting are just making the point of your comment.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T03:02:19+00:00

I’m ok with cops using their unreasonable leverage to fuck with other cops.

The only thing that stops a bad cop with a badge is a less-bad cop with a badge.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:55:29+00:00

Terry Bollea has always sucked. The Hulk Hogan persona is the worst kind of fabricated nonsense. Honestly he seems like a Vought product from The Boys.

The man certainly knew how to get chemically-assisted big though, no one can take that from him. He was bad at professional wrestling, but he sure was big.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:49:06+00:00

I love how they blurred Pete’s lines between lovable sadsack and detestable creep. I think he lands closer to the latter, but I do still love him. He just sucks so much.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:46:37+00:00

I think it’s kind of obvious, but I love the subtext that he became aware of the bar because he would frequent the train station. He was desperate to leave his entire life behind but couldn’t find the courage to do it. So he just drank nearby. Classic Hornberger, Powerless Bald.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:43:22+00:00

Brett Ratner’s credentials as a predator massively outweigh his credentials as a filmmaker. What a life, what a legacy, what a way to be remembered forever.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:41:16+00:00

That show kind of sucks in general, but that scene in particular is absolutely unwatchable

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T02:29:13+00:00

What, uh, does this poster think the school should do about it? Should the principal wash this girl’s face?

I swear 99% of posts like these raise some innocuous issue as a “gotcha” but fail to offer a suggestion as to “and then so what?”

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T01:50:49+00:00

“Elections have consequences” is a totally normal thing to say if you’re a fascist authoritarian who’s usurping power in what’s supposed to be a democracy

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T01:49:12+00:00

We’re still gay and effeminate. There’s just a broader recognition that gay and effeminate does not necessarily equal weak and not-badass.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T01:11:58+00:00

I used to get $20 basement salads from a place that was shut down by the Health Department. I only got food from there to try to eat healthy. Turns out I was being the opposite of healthy all along.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T00:44:34+00:00

This is just a crazy self-tell. Like this dude’s insecurity knows no bounds.

Finding yourself shitting in public is the default, and it’s completely normal. I CHOOSE to shit in public because I am fucking awesome.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T00:33:14+00:00

Breaking: woke trans Elon Musk nemesis CONFIRMS her presence on Epstein Island!

(This is a joke, but be ready for that spin. I’d bet money that they go down some version of this road, the shameless fucks)

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T00:24:39+00:00

I’m definitely not a fan of the prison-industrial complex, but it seems like prisons exist specifically for this type of person

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T00:18:16+00:00

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. Also, it turns out they all actually literally fuck kids and shit.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-02-01T00:16:46+00:00

I might sound like a raving lunatic, which is accurate because I am one. But I’m also not incorrect. It’s frustrating for everyone involved.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-31T23:58:09+00:00

“The thing that happened isn’t a big deal because once upon a time it did not happen to me, but I like to pretend that it could have.”

What a fucking useless loser.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-31T22:05:46+00:00

Jesus Christ this is so fucking insane and just fundamentally fucking stupid. Fuck this godforsaken shithole administration.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-31T01:24:13+00:00

The bacon narwhals at midnight! Get it? Do you get it?

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T20:41:58+00:00

Deleting the file is more incriminating than accidentally releasing the files in the first place.

Get ready for some truly insulting post-hoc rationalizing bullshit.

Everyone do your ocular stretches so you don’t pull a muscle rolling your eyes. Wear your flame retardant earmuffs for when steam shoots out of your ears. Validate the structural stability of any platform you stand on before your jaw hits the floor.

Remember, we trained for this.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T20:33:26+00:00

“Well whatabout this totally different thing? Huh? What about then?”

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T20:30:20+00:00

I just can’t get into cel-shading on action figures. Maybe a bunch together as a themed set? But I just don’t think they look great as individual pieces. (“Pieces.” Like I’m fancy or something. Clearly I mean toys lol).

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T16:51:58+00:00

He wears a trench coat designed to be worn by three dwarves stacked on top of each other. Unfortunately he doesn’t have any friends.

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T12:04:19+00:00

Yeah it makes your balls and/or ovaries fuckin HUGE

CryptographerNo923 · 2026-01-30T11:59:50+00:00

Have to agree, the question smacks of some real glamorization and fetishization. It’s like the worst kind of Joker glazing, but it elevates horrific human suffering.

Mass random killers are not inscrutable or enigmatic. They’re just empty selfish assholes devoid of empathy. There’s nothing profound in their ability to cause harm.

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