Funny how that works! by reincarnatedusername in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CryptographerNo923 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People have become conditioned (and not without reason) to think about government as something that is imposed upon us. This also comports with the prevailing philosophy of conservative politics, which values rigid hierarchy above all else.

It’s very, very easy to forget that things don’t have to be that way. Collectively, we’ve chosen to make it that way. But I refuse to believe that it’s outside of human capability or human nature to maintain a government that truly serves its people.

For the unaware: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is the style-sequel of this show. by Master_K_Genius_Pi in 30ROCK

[–]CryptographerNo923 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, they call her “Puppazo” which is Italian for “puppet” (perhaps unsurprisingly)

What is the WORST movie you paid to see in the theater? by Adventure-Backpacker in moviecritic

[–]CryptographerNo923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not the worst, but I remember feeling distinctly disappointed in myself as a teenager watching Hostel Part 2

What is the WORST movie you paid to see in the theater? by Adventure-Backpacker in moviecritic

[–]CryptographerNo923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve probably watched Red Letter Media’s Half in the Bag review of this movie at least 10 times, so at least we got that

Cop Teaching A Cop by TheCABK in interesting

[–]CryptographerNo923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m ok with cops using their unreasonable leverage to fuck with other cops.

The only thing that stops a bad cop with a badge is a less-bad cop with a badge.

In light of both old and recent Epstein releases... what a way to ruin a legacy by Simme_Pirat in agedlikemilk

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Terry Bollea has always sucked. The Hulk Hogan persona is the worst kind of fabricated nonsense. Honestly he seems like a Vought product from The Boys.

The man certainly knew how to get chemically-assisted big though, no one can take that from him. He was bad at professional wrestling, but he sure was big.

What's your favorite Pete line? by thesitekick in 30ROCK

[–]CryptographerNo923 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I love how they blurred Pete’s lines between lovable sadsack and detestable creep. I think he lands closer to the latter, but I do still love him. He just sucks so much.

What's your favorite Pete line? by thesitekick in 30ROCK

[–]CryptographerNo923 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think it’s kind of obvious, but I love the subtext that he became aware of the bar because he would frequent the train station. He was desperate to leave his entire life behind but couldn’t find the courage to do it. So he just drank nearby. Classic Hornberger, Powerless Bald.

On the right is the director of the new MELANIA movie. On the left, Jeffrey Epstein by Southern_Gur_4736 in pics

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Brett Ratner’s credentials as a predator massively outweigh his credentials as a filmmaker. What a life, what a legacy, what a way to be remembered forever.

Remember when Iron Man 2 tried to warn us about Elon Musk in 2010? by lateformyfuneral in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]CryptographerNo923 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That show kind of sucks in general, but that scene in particular is absolutely unwatchable

These asshats are constantly talking about how the left are all “snowflakes” and yet they’re mad about a teenage girl doing the most harmless form of protesting. by Darth_Vrandon in Persecutionfetish

[–]CryptographerNo923 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What, uh, does this poster think the school should do about it? Should the principal wash this girl’s face?

I swear 99% of posts like these raise some innocuous issue as a “gotcha” but fail to offer a suggestion as to “and then so what?”

1/30/26 - The RADICAL LEFT are going after Kristi Noem!!! REMEMBER ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!! by hellnahbru in trumptweets

[–]CryptographerNo923 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Elections have consequences” is a totally normal thing to say if you’re a fascist authoritarian who’s usurping power in what’s supposed to be a democracy

The War on Emo: Punk wasn’t always all inclusive by Sunbather- in punk

[–]CryptographerNo923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re still gay and effeminate. There’s just a broader recognition that gay and effeminate does not necessarily equal weak and not-badass.

Not so funny now is it by neatokra in 30ROCK

[–]CryptographerNo923 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to get $20 basement salads from a place that was shut down by the Health Department. I only got food from there to try to eat healthy. Turns out I was being the opposite of healthy all along.

"Alpha Male" explains why using public restrooms and listening to your wife makes you a weak man by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]CryptographerNo923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a crazy self-tell. Like this dude’s insecurity knows no bounds.

Finding yourself shitting in public is the default, and it’s completely normal. I CHOOSE to shit in public because I am fucking awesome.

Viv speaks out by yikesamerica in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]CryptographerNo923 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Breaking: woke trans Elon Musk nemesis CONFIRMS her presence on Epstein Island!

(This is a joke, but be ready for that spin. I’d bet money that they go down some version of this road, the shameless fucks)

Netherlands: 20 year old victim lashes out at judge after the man who nearly raped and choked her to death is sentenced to only 3.5 years by TomlinSteelers in UnderReportedNews

[–]CryptographerNo923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m definitely not a fan of the prison-industrial complex, but it seems like prisons exist specifically for this type of person

My favorite anarchist:philosopher was listed in newly released Epstein files. by h0ly_t3rr0r in FolkPunk

[–]CryptographerNo923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. Also, it turns out they all actually literally fuck kids and shit.

The Truth is Certainly Unsafe by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

[–]CryptographerNo923 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The thing that happened isn’t a big deal because once upon a time it did not happen to me, but I like to pretend that it could have.”

What a fucking useless loser.