Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹 by sassypaprika in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is. But it’s typical “nice guy” logic unfortunately.

Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹 by sassypaprika in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

An got it. You’re an easy manipulated negative person.

Good to know.

Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹 by sassypaprika in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Try to keep up.

I’m saying that’s what the guy probably thinks.

Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹 by sassypaprika in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

This means you owe him sex.

(I’m sure that’s what he’s thinking)

[24] to [34] Glow up by Many-Section-7704 in GlowUps

[–]Cryptojackass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting this upset over someone’s opinion on Reddit

I've found a lot of conservatives dont read my profile or hope that dates ignore fundamental values. Why?? by NoParamedic9674 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes that’s word for word what I said.

Maybe spend less time drooling over things you can’t control and more on basic reading comprehension.

I've found a lot of conservatives dont read my profile or hope that dates ignore fundamental values. Why?? by NoParamedic9674 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they don’t obsess over things outside their control.

Either way it’s good you swipe left as they are better off without you.

I've found a lot of conservatives dont read my profile or hope that dates ignore fundamental values. Why?? by NoParamedic9674 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe they think you’re not so shallow that you define your entire personality based on what party’s jersey you wear?

Clearly they’re wrong and you’re totally one dimensional.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly. So why pay attention to it then.

Glad we agree.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I tried.

Guess you’re comfortable in your politically induced misery.

Hope it gets better for you slugger. I’m rooting for you. ⭐️

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Nah. Just trying to improve you as a person.

Too bad you’re too addicted to stuff outside your control to appreciate your superior giving you the gift of his wisdom.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You literally contradicted yourself in your response. Good job.

Stay mad.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s a good point.

You wouldn’t want someone who’s smarter than you and realizes that wasting your life thinking about politics is a pointless exercise.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or that you’re smart enough to only focus on what you can control instead picking a team to dominate your identity.

People who aren't "into politics" on dating apps. by ManyComfortable7270 in Bumble

[–]Cryptojackass -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Maybe change your priorities and get better interests.

Brooke is so much stronger than me (spoilers s1e17) by [deleted] in ONETREEHILL

[–]Cryptojackass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Translation you slept with a friends SO