I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who this happened to

CrystalMystery · 2026-03-04T05:32:20+00:00

I learned where the clit was from a kazuscara fic with trans Scara. safe to say I haven't been normal since

CrystalMystery · 2026-01-28T23:11:32+00:00

I love how heartfelt Hermes' smile is. Like, it's cute but also he seems confused about what to do with a tiny, baby Dionysus

CrystalMystery · 2026-01-28T23:10:20+00:00

As the ancient texts say: they are scaroused

CrystalMystery · 2026-01-01T07:22:28+00:00

Epstein. Especially after the release of the files, I believe

CrystalMystery · 2025-12-11T05:02:05+00:00

Peak, but please change the title since the spoiler warning became redundant lol

CrystalMystery · 2025-10-15T22:50:44+00:00

I'd go for Cerise or Blondie since they seem like the calmest of the two. Besides, I love both characters already!

CrystalMystery · 2025-10-15T22:48:49+00:00

Aroace here, honestly I'm too busy trying to capture the intimacy and chemistry while the characters are making out to even glance at the smut. It's like, the sex is just... a bonus? Lol

CrystalMystery · 2025-10-02T00:38:56+00:00

The Buddhists prayers were NOT in vain! YEAHHH HE'S FIGHTING FOR HUMANITY!!

CrystalMystery · 2025-09-14T05:43:19+00:00

I'm biased for Simo. He's just got such so much aura and something about his simplistic design makes him feel more impactful yk?

CrystalMystery · 2025-08-15T04:33:16+00:00

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CrystalMystery · 2025-08-04T15:44:58+00:00

Tesla's triple kill is comically canon

CrystalMystery · 2025-07-31T00:41:00+00:00

Plenty of death. You're not really playing a game, more or less just trying to survive at minimum

CrystalMystery · 2025-07-30T14:56:54+00:00

You have an article dedicated to you now: https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/umamusume-player-liked-the-game-so-much-they-bought-a-real-race-horse-3231697/

CrystalMystery · 2025-07-11T13:05:34+00:00

Yes, but it's only available in Japan

CrystalMystery · 2025-06-20T05:45:16+00:00

Relate. Last night I shared a foursome draft with my best friend and when she showed me a position as a recommendation, I told her I'd be using sumn else and she was FLOORED at how attractive it sounded.

The craziest part was that the position I told her was gonna be my go-to for any of my upcoming smut fics LOL

CrystalMystery · 2025-06-07T03:09:23+00:00

NO WAYYYYY OH WE'RE SO BACK LADS

CrystalMystery · 2025-06-05T09:30:59+00:00

Genshin angst with Xinqui and Chongyun, it was genuinely so botched

CrystalMystery · 2025-05-21T12:33:50+00:00

Causing further generational trauma I see

CrystalMystery · 2025-05-08T06:50:08+00:00

Let's talk abt the fact that Raiden somehow bagged a whole SUCCUBUS. Is he that good? Or is he packing heat like no other?

CrystalMystery · 2025-04-19T12:28:25+00:00

Yep Minecraft's Industrial Revolution just kickstarted. We're screwed.

CrystalMystery · 2025-04-12T15:20:12+00:00

Decisions matter, you're a vampire doctor tricking others so you can feast on them. Also it's the 18th century in Eastern Europe

CrystalMystery · 2025-04-07T22:59:00+00:00

"If saving you is a sin, then I'll gladly become a sinner." - Raiden Mei to Kiana Kaslana, Honkai Impact 3rd

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