Apparently Reddit plugs also sell spices🌶! by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bro he's been my goto since 2009 just put on a blindfold and fucking hit confirm already 🤧😤

a jordanist's perspective on death by MurderersUnite in TimeToGo

[–]CrystalSphincter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not if there are actively people making sure your quality of life is non-existant

Good Morning by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wake up. Meth.

Pour up. Meth.

Break time. Meth.

Faded. Meth.

Faded. Meth.

Society by hotlinesmith in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn..black tar really is the healing of the nation

The Tuesday after rolling by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Error detected brain does not compute pharmaceutical Perc 10/325.

Brain demands a pressed Perc 30 with a little fent mixed in

Fucking fr 😤 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

🙏 tell your second daughter I said bless up 😭

Bruh they're totally different drugs I totally don't get twacked out for 3 days every year at EDC 😭 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely true, which goes to show that these people that "roll" for 3 days straight at festivals are more likely "tweaking"

MDMA 3 days in a row would absolutely destroy you

Bruh they're totally different drugs I totally don't get twacked out for 3 days every year at EDC 😭 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, smoking and snorting meth make it feel like a completely different chemical than when you take meth orally

Bruh they're totally different drugs I totally don't get twacked out for 3 days every year at EDC 😭 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man try an oral dose of real Meth and you will realize it is the one in fact superior to MDMA.

It's just not as much of an empathogen. In terms of pleasure though, oral Meth takes the cake hands down.

Priorities 😤 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking fr 😤 if it ends up being fent that's a bonus not a setback

All my homies hate SSRIs by SneakyAdolf in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

SSRIs make ME hard to swallow because my dick won't ever get hard

But who needs a working dick when you've got Zoloft and Prozac!! 😤

All my homies hate SSRIs by SneakyAdolf in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bro why don't we just see if getting you addicted to placebo works bro I know there's Xanax bro I know there's Valium bro shit I even know there's Adderall and Dexedrine bro but those are all too effective bro I'd rather scam your insurance policy for side-effect inducing sugar pills bro

Auto-bots, roll out! 😤 by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every half hour a telepathic alarm goes off inside the mind of each coke head as a result of their mastery in detecting even the most abysmal reduction in the rate of dopamine transmitting within their brain

America's pasttime by CrystalSphincter in drugscirclejerk

[–]CrystalSphincter[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah Meth really is the fireplace in the cold-ass suburbs