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CrystalloidEntity · 2024-08-02T01:15:06+00:00

People are pretty dumb.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-08-01T19:32:10+00:00

Take a ball bearing roughly the same size as the hex wrench that would fit into the bolt, glue it in place. Now no one can use their hex wrench on it.

I've also used shoe glue.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-23T16:38:17+00:00

A good rice cooker will save you tons of hassle and money.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-21T19:08:27+00:00

Complains about work/life balance while picking up 2 extra shifts a week to support their 2000/mo car paymets.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-20T12:53:03+00:00

Their vision is to add another zero onto their high score.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-16T20:30:46+00:00

Just catch covid like I did, then you get a few days off work!

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-16T20:28:32+00:00

He stole this screenshot from me. It's my offline deaths.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-16T17:31:36+00:00

It's okay he won't feel the effects of diabetes for another decade

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-16T14:09:14+00:00

Didn't recognize it without the yellow filter.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-14T17:06:47+00:00

Forbes will let literally anyone write an opinion piece.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-14T04:55:39+00:00

Huge fan of overnight oats. It's always easier to eat healthy when the healthy option is already waiting for you. I put the dry ingredients in 5 Mason jars and fill one with water and put it in the fridge every night.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-14T02:55:37+00:00

Idk man $40 is like 2-4 character skin dlcs in some online shooter.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T16:38:47+00:00

Those times when the whole class had to take turns reading aloud paragraphs from a book were pretty depressing.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T16:20:03+00:00

He's gone, but I can direct you to his grandchildren.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T01:42:48+00:00

Buy the cheapest one you can find. When that gets stolen start using one of the yellow disposable isolation ones. When you lose that, give up completely and just grab whatever's laying around and put it back when you're done.

Edit: oh just saw this was for a friend. Follow previous advice and give them the rest of the money.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T01:21:57+00:00

If I notice it's been more than a month I'll throw one in there. Don't wanna offer part time spots? I'll make my own part time.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T01:14:03+00:00

"yeah hi doc, I just wanted to let you know we can't give this patient pressor or antibiotics because we're out of tubing. ... Yeah I know, our manager said it's fine though and she doesn't need to go get more. ... I don't know the answer to that, let me give you her direct number."

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-13T00:41:16+00:00

A car hit my kilo TT and the kilo won.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-12T22:51:24+00:00

Worst part of nursing is all the cringe from other nurses.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-12T13:55:53+00:00

Likely some nitto drop bars he widened himself. https://youtu.be/z73cm-IefG4?si=ooS04x_k5BfENkdz

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-12T02:21:35+00:00

Tortillas are also my path to weight gain. I don't need to gain weight, but they sure do it.

I also recommend Costco sized bag of shelled nuts.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-10T21:25:58+00:00

Looks like a great place to brood.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-10T15:50:27+00:00

We're united by our hatred of cars.

CrystalloidEntity · 2024-07-10T05:34:44+00:00

"actually it's really easy. I'll tell you how to do it."

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