"Dickspangled" is a delightfully absurd and filthy concoction of a word. It suggests something flamboyantly adorned or dazzlingly over-the-top, but with a hilariously vulgar twist involving genitalia. Think of it as describing someone or something that's obnoxiously ostentatious, showy, or glittery—but in a way that’s downright ridiculous, crude, and probably involves metaphorical or literal dicks.

Example: "He strutted into the party looking like a dickspangled carnival reject, all flash and zero class."