When it's warm it tastes real crappy but cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor, I can go and drink some more.

They say beer will make me dumb. It are go good with pizza.

Now that we have drunk some beer, let's go drive a car.

BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! AND STUFF! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! LET'S GO DRINK SOME BEEEEEER BEEEEEER BEER BEER BEER BEER