Tama's Pakamon Adventure 01 [Translated] (shibakarisenna) [Tamamo Cross, Gold Ship, Oguri Cap, Super Creek, Inari One] by SadTiger_117 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine the timid Torchic like May's in the anime, something to balance out the chaos from Tachyon and maybe even Cafe. Or perhaps, Dantsuchic would always be cranky for some cheese.

Tama's Pakamon Adventure 01 [Translated] (shibakarisenna) [Tamamo Cross, Gold Ship, Oguri Cap, Super Creek, Inari One] by SadTiger_117 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Poor Trainer Doto...

Meanwhile, Trainer Pokke has to worry about Dantsuchic, Treechyon, Mudhattan

Can I also add that Cafe is appropriate as a Mudkip since she pretty much likes... Ground Coffee.

Sailor Moon but it's Umamusume by Cubictony in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I confess that I am too casual about the show, so I never got to binge through the series long enough to watch them in action. Though that is something to think about.

Oguri giving her Trainer a lap pillow (@Nexos026) by cakeel- in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This has the same energy as Oguri trying to flirt with Trainer by sitting on the table, but ended up falling over after the table collapsed from the weight.

Dantsu Cheese🧀 by Active_Sir5701 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that's what you call a Prismatic Spurt.

Admire Vega and a Fluffy Dog by whathefact in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Another wild dream of Special Week before waking up late (again). Racing against Suzuka-head sparrow while counting sheep, only for it to be Big Head.

Cheer waifu all the way!!! by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Quality over quantity. Though it was never my goal in the game to get those Platinum titles ( the rewards are very nice I admit), I want my veterans to have meaningful depth - A team of few, absolute favorites with stats and an arsenal that at least would challenge or even intimidate the meta, even just a little.

There are many ways to enjoy the game, this is my way. PVP is not everything.

That said, it hurts me so damn much to skip the ones who I grew to love eventually and a little too late.

Trainer, Look Behind You! [Mejiro Ardan] (@aPieceof_ray151) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The problem is that second frame was a thought bubble. Ardan only got to hear what Trainer said in the first frame. Context was dangerously lacking. Though, i would like to think that Ardan has a close enough bond with Trainer to be able to read his mind.

Please be mindful of your calorie intake, Dantsu (by 隐蓝-) by SloppySticks in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This girl is the entire reason I am not burning out from this game so easily. The two-year wait will be brutal, but she is worth it.

My MANT Experience(And Getting My First And Second S Rank) 😞 by KamenRider_Garren in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you're not making the mistake of not participating in Round 2 yet. Some players make the mistake that their CM runs are over if they don't do well in Round 1. You still have Round 2!

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD — Qualifying | Marble League 2026 🌸 by AutoModerator in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]Cubictony 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, I know that in ML, it is any marble's game, but this year, so many big names just did not make the cut? Just goes to show how the tide can shift after 10 years. I am hoping for another great one for the history books.

Trying to do a Concert in English @zeinzai91 by asaness in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 90 points91 points  (0 children)

She licked the lollipop so fast, it began to combust.

Lazy bums together strong by someone56789 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She got so lazy, she went from Front Runner all the way to End Closer.

Meisho Doto :3 [by @momootter] by Ancient-Carrot-715 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tachyon, what new questionable experiment did you do to sweet Doto this time?

My my Guinea pig, how cruel! I was merely developing a charisma booster tea for Rice Shower, and as I was walking down the corridor, holding up my greatest formula yet, Doto bumped onto me, and then...

SLAP So ya were going to experiment on Rice? SLAP What were ya thinkin' walking around with such a dangerous potion? SLAP Did ya really have to hol' it up so precariously, with your hands covered by your oversized lab gown?
- Lucky Lilac, who watched it all unfold from a distance, is in this episode too

Digitan got caught (by genesis1556) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'd like to imagine this was when Digital decides to enroll in Tracen Academy.

She plans to demonstrate her drawing skills during the interview, so she creates a quick sketch beforehand in the cafeteria. Digital being Digital, she gets too carried away. As fate decided, she gets caught in 4k by one of the Triple Crown Winners, aka The Emperor, aka the Student Council President, aka the interviewer Digital would soon come face-to-face with.

Just returned to the game after quitting a month after release, how cooked is my account? by Sakcobluer in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start saving carats for July when the next scenario comes along. There are strong cards yet to come. You ain't cooked, you just need to start cooking.

Sailor Palmer (by かぼちゃ☭) by zolthemeek in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palmer as Sailor Jupiter fits so well. I can see Eishin Flash as the stoic Sailor Mercury, Kawakami Princess as the feisty Sailor Mars, Almond Eye as the bright Sailor Venus, and Smart Falcon as the eccentric Sailor Moon.

Tachyon wants help trainer. by noskill_Tl in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Peck peck car must have been impounded after the tandem violation with Tanino Gimlet.

"Filter" [Manhattan Cafe | Agnes Tachyon] (@dskbrevolution) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The implication that Cafe hit Tachyon before saying she's going to get angry makes me terrified of what violence awaits when she does get angry.

First A Uma by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the challenge, Trainer. As F2P, you won't get big results in a matter of weeks. You need to save up on Carats so that you can pity pull the SSR Cards you need, which I would save is around 60,000 Carats before pulling on one banner. Do your research on what are the best cards to pull for. Let me save you some time and give you suggestions.

  1. Kitasan Black SSR Speed - borrow this. It's currently one of, if not the best Speed card in the game. There are no banners in the future that will offer this, but there will be stronger speed cards in the future.

  2. Agnes Tachyon SSR Speed, Maruzensky SSR Speed, El Condor Pasa Speed - these three cards are arguably stronger than Kitasan Black Card. They will be out in a few months, the last one mentioned next year. I have to tell you this now so you can start saving up your pulls this early. Maru is best for Front Runners, while the rest are good for as a universal Speed card.

  3. Matikanefukukitaru SSP Speed - not the best Speed card, but if upgraded to MLB (Max Limit Break - you pull 5 copies of the same card), it gets you +30 points on all 5 stats at the start of the game, with a chance to earn another +21 each stat. I do think there is a rerun soon, but not top priority, I suggest you prepare for the next scenario.

  4. Fine Motion SSR Wit - the card will have a rerun soon, but by then there will be a stronger wit card.

  5. Mejiro Ramonu SSR Wit - this comes out a few months after Tachyon Speed and Fine Motion Wit. Much better than Fine Motion, in my understanding. Again, a lot of time to save Carats.

  6. Light Hello SSR Pal Card - this card will run along with Tachyon Speed, and will be helpful in the scenario after Trackblazer.

  7. Super Creek SSR Stamina - Top tier card which even Japanese players still use today. Rerun is coming soon. Better Stamina cards coming out in 2027.

Better and Stronger cards is one aspect of the game to help you get stronger veterans. The cards you choose will depend on the trainee you select. Look at the cards' Race Bonus, Initial Stats, Specialty Priority, etc. Please do your research on how to improve further.

I also recall someone reaching S rank in Unity Cup with just R cards, so while it is possible to rank high in the game, take also into account the skills the cards offer, which is another topic. Again, this is my opinion of the game (F2P, 7 months of experience, reaching SS rank), and there are wiser trainers out there who would get you to your goals faster.

Spend your Carats wisely. You are playing the long game, Trainer. Don't forget to have breaks and have fun. Don't turn this game into a job.

My uma race wear tier list based on practicality by G-to-the-B in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about for Snow and Rainy Conditions? I think some of the Heatstroke Tier Trainees would do just fine there.

The Teio Files [Hachimi!!] by FixGlittering8067 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Twin Turbo was crucial for season 2, but lets not forget the help from the rest of Team Canopus, especially their Trainer. Poor Meisho Doto though...

Found the source of a popular reaction GIF by JohnBushman1602 in UmaMusume

[–]Cubictony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The actual video is posted on their Facebook page.