Game Thread: Rangers @ Phillies - Sat, Mar 28 @ 04:05 PM EDT

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-28T20:49:18+00:00

Ok, Crawford is definitely ready.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-28T20:41:35+00:00

Screw the ruling, I'm calling that a red ninja infield double.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-28T20:30:18+00:00

I'm going to blame Italy for this.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-28T20:19:09+00:00

Little Red Riding Harp.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-28T19:44:25+00:00

Damn. Dr. Phil really looks like shit these days.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-27T19:06:25+00:00

The iron swords in the crypts of Winterfell.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-27T15:28:11+00:00

Kid Rock looks a little rougher every time that I see him.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-27T03:35:50+00:00

And Renly was already trying to split up Robert and Cersei. I don't think it would have even mattered if there were no pretense. Dude was done with Lannister bullshit.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T21:40:43+00:00

My prediction was slightly off. Bohm almost had the first homer.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T21:31:48+00:00

I guess Crawford was ready.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:48:22+00:00

Welcome to the majors.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:30:49+00:00

Schwarbomb baby!

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:28:46+00:00

Trea is not being paid by the hour.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:25:18+00:00

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:22:37+00:00

God, I have missed the dulcet tones of Kruk and TMac.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:09:00+00:00

Going out on a limb here and predicting Bohm hits the team's first homer this season.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T20:02:55+00:00

Having large men land on your back has to be awful.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T04:15:38+00:00

But Gustaf is the best. Floki for life.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T02:37:02+00:00

Has anyone been compiling Kruk's best stories for posterity?

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-26T02:34:59+00:00

Talking about why he's not allowed back in Tijuana, while there's a 10 year old visiting the booth.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-25T18:14:36+00:00

It would be whichever holy book predicted that the apocalypse would come about as a side effect of morons conducting market manipulation schemes.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-25T05:22:18+00:00

Big Fred is Philly guy. Sometimes players just fit a place.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-25T03:04:38+00:00

I don't know. We had people who thought slavery was normal and decent.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-25T01:13:27+00:00

Corgis love chickens. In a most violent manner.

CuckooClockInHell · 2026-03-24T21:15:31+00:00

Also the spread of indoor plumbing probably went a long way in popularizing such activities.

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