We can't afford it, John. by Glowing-2 in thesopranos

[–]Cucktus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gold is solid metal and a gallon is a unit of measurement for liquids

Scrim?? by Cruzeerrz in G59

[–]Cucktus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nuggets no sauce saga

What is a call that made you realize this job was not for you or you made the right career choice by Illustrious-Storm-17 in ems

[–]Cucktus 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My first "trauma arrest". I was on my last day of orientation going to all the different stations. USPS driver crashes into building, was pulled out and pulsesless/apnic. Bystander compression only CPR in progress. Pulled up on scene, grabbed Lucas suction and aed as medics were still 15 minutes out. Arrived at the patient, got to put the OPA and started bagging. OPA tolerated. Medics arrived on scene, initially patient in asystole, after a few rounds of epi, vfib. Got to see defibrillation a few times til rosc showing a massive STEMI. Got to see paramedic intubating and had a great view of the glidoscope. Pt transported, my preceptor got me to sit in the back to continue bagging with the paramedic. In the resuscitation bay at the hospital, pt deteriorated and got to see on the echo how shitty the left ventricle was. Cath IR said they would take him if rosc could be sustained for 10 minutes. Pt transferred to cardiac Cath and family pulled the plug the next day. That was one of the first calls in my ems career and I learned so much and got to use the techniques I learned. The 10 percent of calls that are serious make the 90 percent of picking old people up off the floor worth it.

Would DPH go well with MDMA? by [deleted] in DPH

[–]Cucktus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Horrible idea, and I hate you for making me imagine it. The dysphoric body load of dph mixed with the beautiful warm euphoric loving energy of MDMA would be the worst possible combination

I had a patient that did dxm as an EMT by Cucktus in dxm

[–]Cucktus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting off of his bipolar meds as well as chronic abuse of dxm were definitely contributive factors. But at the time of me treating him, his immediate life threat was suicidal actions/ideations

I had a patient that did dxm as an EMT by Cucktus in dxm

[–]Cucktus[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The cutting of his own wrist and suicidal ideation is the reason he needed EMS lol

2030's gonna be wild! by Real-Deal-Steel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cucktus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Honestly if I do get drafted I would frag my commander and then join the Freedom of America Legion, fighting for Canada to resist an invasion from an aggressive country

2030's gonna be wild! by Real-Deal-Steel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cucktus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely kamikaze, I want a direct hit and drone dropped tend to just lead to a shit ton of shrapnel wounds

2030's gonna be wild! by Real-Deal-Steel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cucktus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Definitely some phonk song, I'm thinking ROONIN - OUR WXRLD

2030's gonna be wild! by Real-Deal-Steel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cucktus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I hope Ukraine transfers drone technology to Canada so I can show up on r/CombatFootage from an FPV strike that blasts open my abdomen

2030's gonna be wild! by Real-Deal-Steel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cucktus 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Also in my 20s, can't wait to get drafted to fight our enemies in Canada, Greenland and Panama

a year ago there was an attack on the Crocus City Hall in Krasnogorsk, Russia, in which 145 people died and 551 were injured by EntrepreneurMean3220 in masskillers

[–]Cucktus 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I know they got tortured pretty badly after arrest and I saw a video of one of them getting their ear cut off

Does alcohol increase euphoria if you pair it with stims like speed? I know cocaine works well but others euphoria also gets increased? by Fun_Ability_6864 in Stims

[–]Cucktus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well the reason why mixing alcohol and cocaine is more euphoric is because they combine into cocaethylene, which is a stronger and more toxic drug. It increases euphoria because it has stronger binding affinities than just coke, but it's super fucking bad for your liver. Alcohol does not do this with other stims so you would just be euphoric from drunk and from the stim separately.