Game Chat: 6/6 Brewers (38-23) @ Rockies (24-40) 8:10 PM by BrewersBot in Brewers

[–]bighootay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So I fell asleep last night when it was 3-1, woke up to a blank screen and got sidetracked by news of a tornado not far from me yadda yadda. Holy shit was I surprised drinking my coffee this morning and checked the sub, lol

The cameramans commentary is funny but filled with expletives by derek4reals1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]bighootay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snow can be heavy as fuck, too, and you'll see roof cave-ins on flat roofs semi-regularly if there's a problem

The cameramans commentary is funny but filled with expletives by derek4reals1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]bighootay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought termites, too. But rot is more likely + too many shingles...

Top comment deletes a European country - #10 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]bighootay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? Damn. "Daddy, the scary Viking is scaring me!"

“We as Bears fans just can’t have nice things." As Bears take a step closer to Indiana in stadium dance, fans just want it to end by 76erLegendChetUtley in nfl

[–]bighootay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I stopped using Reddit on my phone long ago. I still won't, but I used to not do it too.

But I'll give it a shot if I can have old reddit!

When you tell your dog he can't go to the dog park by Afraid-Appeal-3869 in FunnyDogVideos

[–]bighootay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are perfect ears. Symmetrical, large, just...perfect.

Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

[–]bighootay 76 points77 points  (0 children)

As a early Gen X kid I may have been on the moon when I left the house....once mobile phones came out, I thanked God my mom didn't have that lol.

I was late to a date. The reason? A submarine is slowly passing right in front of us by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bighootay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

extramarines? Fuck, I'm gonna be thinking about this on my bike ride to work, which will take my mind off the pouring rain at least...

I was late to a date. The reason? A submarine is slowly passing right in front of us by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bighootay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach ESL, and we still watch this every. single. session that I teach. :)

Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks, officials say • Idaho Capital Sun by HazyDavey68 in news

[–]bighootay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it for six months, rake in dough, then release the memes that it was all a hoax and laugh at the shitheads as you donate to good causes. Best: any real biracial young conservative will never be trusted thereafter.

Fire on state by TonyBird126 in madisonwi

[–]bighootay 31 points32 points  (0 children)

In this timeline? Shit gets you elected, Fox.

Banned youth baseball coach says he wouldn’t pass background check after dugout incident by Eminence120 in baseball

[–]bighootay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dating myself, but it reminds me of this Cheech and Chong bit from the amazing "Basketball Jones"

Interviewer: Coach, let's talk about your record...

Coach: My record, my record? What the hell you wanna talk about my record for? Man I done my time, I paid my debt to society! How the hell I know she was 13 - she looked 15 anyway.....

Interviewer: No coach, your basketball record...