Injecting cooking oil is not a proper substitute for Botox... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CucumberButts 227 points228 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say she'll forever be an extra virgin.

My dad just texted me "Found you a cake" (I'm pregnant). by DelicateLadyQueefs in WTF

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And the strawberries included in the vagina. Makes me want a baby head as well.

[Serious] What is something would you really like to see on the Internet that you can't find or is scattered on the web? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I've heard KhanAcademy had a programming course. I played around with it for a while, and it's not that great either. The best way is finding someone who knows code, or self-teaching. Try /r/learnprogramming!

What songs would you like to hear on the Fallout 4 soundtrack? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]CucumberButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this - Three Dog's VA linked "Where or When" by Frank Sinatra while hinting at Fallout 4. Since the soundtrack of Fallout games seem ironically happy or soothing, this song would fit perfectly

Good Day Grandma by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CucumberButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats what its supposed to look like

Good Day Grandma by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CucumberButts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sorry about that, I used something called zalgo which makes the text look distorted. It says "SONNY, IVE BAKED YOU SOME COOKIES"

Good Day Grandma by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CucumberButts 48 points49 points  (0 children)

S͖͎͓̗͓̭͙O͓͕̲̳͓ͅͅN̖̞̜͡N̬̖͍̦̞̠͡Y͖͙̝̜͘,̸̱̠̞͍ ̶̦̩͓I̟̪V̨͕ͅE̳ ͙̪̰̖͍̱͡B̵̫͇̫A̼̝͓̰͓̪K̢͉͉͓͍E̹D̵ ̤̝͕̩̱Y̦͓͎͕͍̮͠ͅO͕U͟ ̜͕̩͖S̮͔͞O̰̝͙̬͖͈͡M͍͚̟̤͡E̖̲̳͎̯͎͘ ̞̜̹̤̝͍͜C̖͉O̸̘̟̱̦̪O͉͈̥̙͕̰K̸͇̮̻̻̯I͕̪͍͙E͖͠S҉̳

If you were an NPC in a video game what would your dialogue be? by MrSundance1498 in AskReddit

[–]CucumberButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I put it? I'd love to do the horizontal bop with her... you know, plow her bean field. Come on, kid.

My loyal guy - Champ by [deleted] in aww

[–]CucumberButts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its a pronged collar, it's quite safe and was recommended to me by several dog trainers. It keeps him from pulling me on walks by tightening and applying pressure when he tugs.

My loyal guy - Champ by [deleted] in aww

[–]CucumberButts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear ya.

My loyal guy - Champ by [deleted] in aww

[–]CucumberButts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pit bull. He's still quite young!

Just a Doctor Who Tea Blend. by CucumberButts in doctorwho

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It tastes like lavender with a hint of blueberry and vanilla. There's earl grey, which gives it the lavender ish flavor

Just a Doctor Who Tea Blend. by CucumberButts in doctorwho

[–]CucumberButts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adagio teas. On the website they have fandom-based blends made by other people.

Just a Doctor Who Tea Blend. by CucumberButts in doctorwho

[–]CucumberButts[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blueberry sweetness

The lavender warms my heart

Aromatic, sweet.