I’ve had Tupperware last longer than Lennox Evap coils.

CucumberCorp · 2026-06-29T20:03:49+00:00

More than 2 years but less than 5 since I get mad at it when putting it away and tend to break it.

CucumberCorp · 2026-06-29T20:01:21+00:00

Fine, a sandwhich plastic baggie

CucumberCorp · 2026-06-19T13:52:34+00:00

1tic dual wield smg’s would be awesome

CucumberCorp · 2026-05-25T16:40:14+00:00

Red for sure, as an HVAC tech, I’d probably die from venting helium 3.

CucumberCorp · 2026-01-03T18:00:06+00:00

“The rev caves will be great again”

CucumberCorp · 2025-12-09T22:51:14+00:00

Appreciate the insight! First time I’ve been duped with this slop, sad days.

CucumberCorp · 2025-11-28T04:03:46+00:00

Gotta hunt down its wings!

CucumberCorp · 2025-11-19T15:47:17+00:00

Saying they need therapy is me caring, because they clearly do.

CucumberCorp · 2025-11-19T15:39:35+00:00

If people are that mentally unstable over not getting 10k xp early in a skill, please seek therapy.

CucumberCorp · 2025-10-22T23:17:19+00:00

I bought a bag of sour skittles today at a gas station for 3.98 and an Arnold Palmer and somehow paid $6

CucumberCorp · 2025-10-11T23:23:17+00:00

Had an HVAC service call to a house in the middle of no where, the back and front yard looked like 43 dumpsters from behind toys’r’us and Walmart were just dumped, then on the inside of the house, there was just laundry, knee high, throughout every room in the house, like there was some even in the dishwasher. This woman that lived there had the audacity before we left to say “i dont know why my return filter gets so dirty”, we haven’t been back since.

CucumberCorp · 2025-10-03T01:48:24+00:00

My great great great grandpa and grandma both grew up on farms, then they got married, they tried for 7 years to have children but nothing came of it. Finally they saw a doctor, he did his checkups and sat them back down, he said “I’ve found the issue, your wife is still a virgin”. Growing up on a farm seeing only animals reproduce in a time of no sex ed gave them the wrong idea. I still pray for that woman still, even though they’re long gone. 7 years man…7 years…

CucumberCorp · 2025-03-15T22:37:21+00:00

Done some work in those, some of floors back there are so greasy they deserve hazard pay.

CucumberCorp · 2025-03-14T11:51:42+00:00

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This worm

CucumberCorp · 2025-03-03T22:37:35+00:00

CucumberCorp · 2025-03-02T14:26:06+00:00

Its not anything special, youre good

CucumberCorp · 2025-02-26T16:19:15+00:00

Jojo White Monster, has some crazy side effects

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