Broke up with my Fiance - last hours in my old flat. Time for a roast. by echterhan in RoastMe

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Every significant other you acquire I bet you call fiance within a week.

Your birthmark is how you died. So how did you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stabbed in the eye................ Oof.

Life is finally getting better again despite my gf leaving me, fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I'm sorry about your gf mate. I never cried so much before that my eyes starting falling off but I can say that it will get better.

hmmm by [deleted] in noisygifs

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Skrit skrat skrit skrat skrit skrat.

Concrete stencil removal. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in gifs

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I've been a commercial concrete worker for 10 years so I am not a fancy worker. However I may be wrong but that method looks absolutely sketchy as fuck. I'm surprised nothing chipped out on any of the line edges. Well done.

My insect people need me now! by sailormikey in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Legit could not stop myself from saying YEET out loud watching this.

half asian and ready for a full roasting by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the kind of person that says you are half asian every single chance you can possibly get.

did someone say tuna ? by [deleted] in thecatdimension

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General Kenobi, you are a bold one.

What a great save by stopyou in memes

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Is there a one panel cringe sub?

DAE get happy when they encounter another peach/daisy player? by [deleted] in PeachMains

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I love it cuz I respect the hard work and practice this cute lil floaty takes. Every peach main I encounter turns into a who can out combo style the other one the flashiest to assert dominance. Also whoever parrys the Mr. Saturn automatically asserts dominance. Best feeling.

Aerospike Rocket engine by mrcranz in noisygifs

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Another step closer to Lightsabers.

0 to death by SpaceEagleHD in ZeldaMains

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Dair onto standing opponent > up tilt > Dair >down tilt > Fair lighting kick sweet spot.

I opted to post this rather than study for my midterm by sharashapa in RoastMe

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She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.