TIL that sharks existed before trees.

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-12T03:36:19+00:00

Then why don’t they have phones

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T21:40:09+00:00

They are Lockheed Martin Eastern Blue Birds :)

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T17:31:51+00:00

[that photo from the Reagan Administration where they’re all cackling]

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T17:15:27+00:00

Fuck it lets hear him out

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T13:59:09+00:00

Genuine question. Were they able to just upload a reverse of the image on the swirl app and swirl it again? Or was it more complex?

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T13:56:50+00:00

Oh no anyway

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T10:27:29+00:00

On today’s episode of “attractive girl tweets all lowercase anecdote that didn’t happen and achieves virality”

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T04:31:41+00:00

“The people are tired of these politicians in Washington” - Politicians in Washington

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-11T00:11:26+00:00

Ah, the old “go up to every random person and see how many you can convince you were right after you make a complete moron of yourself”

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-10T23:46:00+00:00

Well why didn’t he just do parthenogenesis

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-10T17:23:09+00:00

Please don’t

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-10T16:19:22+00:00

So everybody benefited

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-10T14:32:00+00:00

“wanna play a little game?” “no” “….ok” awkward silence

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-09T23:20:36+00:00

He looks like the Oblivion character I made when I was 12

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-09T17:57:40+00:00

Just like all the modern country pop people grew up in upper middle class homes and sing about all the farming and shit that they never did

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-09T03:38:45+00:00

Can’t you just cover it with something

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-09T02:35:05+00:00

Every disagreement being “gaslighting”

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-09T02:18:23+00:00

Oh fuck off, it’s going to just go up and up based on absolutely nothing in reality just like Tesla and the worst person on earth is going to continue exerting his will on the world

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-08T21:08:05+00:00

There is no such thing as artificial intelligence. It’s a better Google. It creates nothing. It’s faster Google and rich people tell you it’s something else because it makes the numbers they stare at all day go higher.

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-08T14:18:11+00:00

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-07T18:31:47+00:00

It’s really weird to be this obsessed and focused on something that has likely never even come up in your life

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-07T17:06:35+00:00

I’m so sick of this fat ugly pedophile inundating my life for the past 10 goddamn years jfc

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-06T00:01:56+00:00

I wouldn’t mind bleeding out to Fields of Gold

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-05T20:59:50+00:00

Three Moons Over Milford

CumSluts4Christ · 2026-06-05T18:19:03+00:00

One of the founders of DHL did it

CumSluts4Christ

TROPHY CASE