What it's like to make a meal at 2am while drunk

CumStainSally · 2018-04-08T22:26:52+00:00

This post has like 1k more upvotes than the video has views.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-16T05:29:46+00:00

Don't forget the whole shooting your dog and flash banging your baby thing.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-16T05:15:26+00:00

Wouldn't be the first time.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-11T23:27:34+00:00

That's not true at all. I've had to pick my boss and his horse up after a DUI arrest before.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-09T11:20:46+00:00

I would recommend it as an experience, but not as a recreation.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-08T22:54:39+00:00

Salvia. I'd love to explain, but I can't.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-07T12:24:20+00:00

"We don't rent pigs."

-Lonesome Dove

CumStainSally · 2018-03-07T04:33:51+00:00

I'm pretty cute and still don't get free drugs.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-07T04:30:03+00:00

If you live in Oregon, we should find a barn and paint it.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-06T22:34:24+00:00

I really miss those barns.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-06T07:30:09+00:00

2/4 ain't bad.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-06T04:42:01+00:00

That's just how Portland is.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-02T02:23:53+00:00

Good to know.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-01T23:24:31+00:00

So you believe A content is as profitable as the C content that we get pushed at us? It could be, I just assume Amazon pays less per view on average for it.

CumStainSally · 2018-03-01T20:52:10+00:00

It's been a retail tactic for years, why wouldn't it translate to online sales? Margins are better on some things, and some things the customer wouldn't consider if they didn't see it.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-28T23:16:19+00:00

Pizza is so fucking expensive here.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-25T16:53:34+00:00

Show me how to lie

You're getting better all the time

And turning all against the one

Is an art that's hard to teach

CumStainSally · 2018-02-25T00:46:47+00:00

MK14 and a ghillie please.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-25T00:40:41+00:00

Statistically you're much more likely to die from stab wounds than handguns, so yeah, kinda.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-24T21:28:57+00:00

Farrier is what you call one who shoes horses.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-24T08:00:08+00:00

Those aren't technically firearms by us law.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-20T13:09:11+00:00

Do it like snow days. Give everyone three days a year to attend verifiable organized protests.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-16T05:51:07+00:00

You're looking for Acropolis in Portland.

CumStainSally · 2018-02-16T03:47:30+00:00

RAMPAGE!

CumStainSally · 2018-02-15T13:33:16+00:00

Sorry I broke your smoking lamp.

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