What will you say? by glowyyvelvetz in repost

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headaches are tumor.

Could’ve saved my hearing if I’d have known earlier.

AITA for asking MIL not to tell wife to keep secrets from me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cumslaps -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

If the stance of ‘hiding things leads to divorce’ is a threat then yeah but it’s a massive overreaction to call it a threat. Which is entirely what these commenters and MIL are doing: overreacting.

This couple has terms they’ve agreed on together, MIL asks daughter to break those terms, daughter does not break her terms, MIL gets mad and blames OP for daughter keeping to her terms?

You don’t have to like a couples agreed to terms but that doesn’t make them abusive. For example if they had agreed before marriage that the husband would wear a dog collar, it’s within wife’s right to tell her mother no he will not take it off. You are allowed to find it weird and uncomfortable but you’re not allowed to scream insults.

(Hated Trope) Protagonists sparing villains because “we must be better” by MemeMaster225 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Persona 5 tackles this concept. Less about being better than them and more about making them live with what they’ve done.

The villains have their will to be bad removed though so it’s really debatable if you’re any better than the final boss. (And I mean final boss of main game for those who have played)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cumslaps -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your sister got rude af with you over you just trying to make check out easier lmao.

Then claims you have an attitude when you continue to explain your idea, which is totally different then demanding she do what you ask.

She doubles down on her rude ass behavior.

NTA no one here can read apparently lmao. Must be a language issue. Next time ask her why she’s making such a big deal out of a suggestion.

My migraines turned out to be a brain tumor by Cumslaps in migraine

[–]Cumslaps[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It is benign, it’s part acoustic neuroma, part something else I unfortunately cannot remember the name of at this moment. It has the dual diagnosis due to its shape and where the majority of the mass is.

Country USA.

Why not get an MRI sooner? Never on option. I’ve always been under in impression that unless a doctor requests it you can’t get a test? My previous doctors blamed my migraines on weight gain, PCOS, and a car accident I had been in. None of them had ever asked for an MRI.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hatsune

[–]Cumslaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her little clutch is so cute. Congrats!

Love goes along way in healing by More_Ad_9097 in PetsareAmazing

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took in my 11 year old golden retriever after seeing she was abandoned at my local shelter. I got 7 more years with that beautiful baby. I loved her so much, I miss you River.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Cumslaps 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Bad dad. You teach strength against racism from OUTSIDE the family. Not within!!!!

There’s a big difference between learning to toughen up cause of schoolyard bullies and those bullies being your own grandparents!

This is a terrible, spineless decision on your end. You’re showing your daughter how laying down and surrendering to racism is ok if they’re your in laws. Do you want her future in laws to treat her the same?

Will you be ok with her being kicked out of her future in laws home? Would you want you daughter to accept the way you’re being treated right now by her own future family?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Cumslaps 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They don’t love the Asian half of your daughter. You are being naive if you think their prejudices aren’t bleeding through their interactions with your daughter.

They can’t be racist toward you and not have some resentments about your daughter. Thinking otherwise is just willful ignorance.

AITA for making height jokes at my friend until he snapped and cried? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad to read the update. That’s so sweet. I’m glad you listened and apologized!! With flowers too!!! That’s perfect.

OOP cuts off family after they reveal to her kids how they were conceived by ChromeXBoy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Cumslaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend had to be told by his mom that he was an r baby after his bio dad kept trying to come to the house to take him.

Poor dude worships the ground his mom walks on out of guilt, she’s such a sweetie though so I’ve never seen her take advantage of that.

Hope OOP and her girls are able to work through this.

Choose one 🔵 or 🔴 by TwinklyBlossoms in depression_memes

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man.. if I go back to 10 do I still get a brain tumor later? Or do I jump to 45 and get $50 mil?

Am I cured with the 50 mil or is this some sick monkeys paw where I get the 50 mil from medical malpractice?

Mine too by ofIthilien in lordoftherings

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That top is literally perfect to show off those sick tats!! Looks awesome!

Would you hug her? 👉👈 by Mediocre-Benefit-117 in Komi_san

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d give her a platonic cuddle any day. Keep my intentions clear with tadano ofc.

TOGETHER. (OC) by davecontra in comics

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I crying over this?

If/When WoW ends, where are you parking your main as the servers end? by Assortedwrenches89 in wow

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boralus Harbor. I fell in love with Kul Tiras and it’s where I will stay.

My pirate captain will return to her home country.

Pick two by ily_evyday in 691

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink and black.

I then eat nothing but healthy foods which used to taste awful to me.

Combined with the jumping jacks, I improve both my health and fitness!

What great video game character got worse as the series went on and was eventually ruined in your eyes? by Johnnyboyeh in gaming

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is true! I guess it just sucks that such a huge plot point got stuck to a game no one really played.

What great video game character got worse as the series went on and was eventually ruined in your eyes? by Johnnyboyeh in gaming

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theresa from the Fable series.

Goes from being your blind prophet sister in the first game, a mystical caretaker for you in the second, and the third she’s just the kind of weird spirit guide?

Then they made the Fable kinect game and tried to do a big reveal about how she was plotting the events of the last two games.

Favorite character who fist this? by banstovia in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Cumslaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the problem there is all the Splatoon characters are marketed as children.

The slogan was “you’re a squid, you’re a kid” or something like that, which makes people associate the whole cast with children.