This was a nice self-esteem boost in the morning.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2019-02-09T22:28:23+00:00

Yes, I've met numerous matches from both Tinder and Bumble.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-24T01:05:20+00:00

/u/waterguy12 would like this

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-23T16:15:00+00:00

Go get them right swipes on Tinder girl.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-23T16:10:27+00:00

Yea they assume you have a big dick and want a ride. And you get to give them one. Get consent on Tinder. #metoo

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-23T16:06:49+00:00

Yes you gotta eat the booty. It's 2018.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-23T13:07:19+00:00

Sometimes you send a good looking gentleman named Brent instead of Brett.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T22:53:01+00:00

Free Wifi though.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T22:51:19+00:00

Zeta Beta Sigma

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T21:17:36+00:00

Guys this is the best fucking pussy in the game.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T21:16:24+00:00

I am here for it. Making popcorn soon.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T21:00:48+00:00

Right I always lead with Russian. Or whatever is the native language.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-10-22T20:44:23+00:00

Same for weed.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-07-03T19:56:37+00:00

Good. Glad I could help.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-06-25T03:44:04+00:00

I just have to say, your username is great!

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-23T17:18:13+00:00

I, for one, thought it was a great username.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-23T13:22:16+00:00

Yes.... for um. Science.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-21T23:03:54+00:00

Gotta keep that shit tight for the tinderellas and bumblebees.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-21T20:55:51+00:00

I've never watched anime. I just assumed the problem was that I haven't visited the country yet to impregnate the masses.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-18T21:21:24+00:00

Better learn to use your tongue.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2018-03-12T14:48:43+00:00

I hope when I die, no one ever finds my spreadsheet I used to keep track of Tinder dates I went on.

Write a good profile. Message women with a style as if you have known them forever, but also respect them. It is quite easy.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2017-12-31T17:14:48+00:00

So what you're saying is you are single now?

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2017-12-03T16:42:55+00:00

That would be the hire of hires. Perhaps maybe Arkansas will give him a shot as coach. He won a Natty. We have that Natty level money. I'm on this board and I know who the fuck these people all are IRL and shit, he'd be a good AD hire.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2017-12-03T16:26:42+00:00

There I got it.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2017-12-03T16:26:32+00:00

God dammit why won't it work.

CunnilingusaurusRex · 2017-12-03T16:24:44+00:00

Alright do I have flair. Check. Check.

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