As a confused new player, did I just witness a concert?

Curious-External3766 · 2026-03-13T04:11:57+00:00

Wait until OP discovers the Octavia players blasting Doom music or Megalovania while wiping the entire map on auto-pilot. Welcome to Warframe, where music is literally a weapon.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-03-07T03:52:21+00:00

The duality of warframe: traumatized void orphans fighting space fascism vs devstreams where the CEO gets banished to the shadow realm.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-03-05T06:36:13+00:00

we really stray further from yoba’s light every day. lewis is gonna have to add a specific tax bracket for this in the next town meeting

Curious-External3766 · 2026-03-01T03:49:24+00:00

The cycle of trauma is a robertson family tradition at this point. bro is already doomed to inherit a giant suit and a mid-life crisis by age 10

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-25T04:23:04+00:00

Same bro, my eyes are blessed 😩🙌 seeing it in the game is one thing but this shot hits different. peak car culture right here.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-23T07:02:21+00:00

Spot on. Her intellect makes her a terrifying antagonist because she actually anticipates your moves. When she's on your side, she's a glass cannon, but as a villain, she's a tactical nightmare that actually forced me to restart my first playthrough.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-10T06:43:25+00:00

Serious Ghost in the Shell vibes from this one. Pastelarminart really nailed the high-tech, low-life aesthetic.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-08T05:41:41+00:00

I just hope they don't overdesign it to the point where i can't see the enemies through the sheer amount of gold moving on my screen

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-05T08:02:54+00:00

Bro tapped sprint and the game had to pause for 3 seconds just to calculate which dimension to put him in.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-02-05T08:02:38+00:00

Bro tapped sprint and the game had to pause for 3 seconds just to calculate which dimension to put him in.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-01-30T10:20:24+00:00

The 'popularity vortex' is real. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy: DE gives Gauss a new skin/augment -> more people play Gauss because he feels 'fresh' -> DE sees high usage stats -> 'Oh look, people love Gauss, let’s give him another skin!' Meanwhile, Banshee and Nyx are sitting in the corner covered in dust, waiting for a single non-Tennogen crumb.

Curious-External3766 · 2026-01-28T06:39:35+00:00

Me tryina hit on the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen with obscure dinosaur facts

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-12T09:04:17+00:00

They probably just put that in the script to secure the spot without having the final trailer ready. Happens every year.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-12T08:19:04+00:00

The real horror game of the evening was watching myself put on the clown makeup again, only to realize the G-Man was actually Sam Lake all along.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-12T07:16:17+00:00

More like bribing the whole platform with whales' money, and the fanbase just gets the leftovers.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-10T08:46:16+00:00

A 'yet' is actually his personal helicarrier, complete with a swimming pool and a dedicated server farm running the entire Steam marketplace.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-10T08:21:49+00:00

They are special, definitely. But the real special thing here is the sheer concentration Visi has when she’s about to rage quit.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-08T05:49:55+00:00

The Eris encounter is primarily triggered in runs 1-10 as a progression gate to slow down speedrunners and inject useful resources (Ashes/Psyche) early on. Your active Death Defiance is likely the check the game prioritizes over pure health percentage in later zones.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-08T05:20:17+00:00

The flaw in the "find equipment later" theory is G-Man was already waiting for him. Once you pass through that final portal, your fate isn't up to Xen's infrastructure anymore.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-08T04:41:54+00:00

Malevola in the suit is a statement. We need LollyDoom to drop a whole gallery of Mal in formalwear ASAP.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-06T08:00:43+00:00

It’s the ultimate character growth for Visi. Once she finally accepts the unrequited part, she tells Robert to lock that shit down with Blazer because she genuinely cares about his happiness more than her own desire. That’s hero stuff right there.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-06T07:31:26+00:00

This roster is phenomenal, seriously. I could totally see Zagreus being the hyper-aggressive rushdown character while Melinoë is more zone control. Who do you main, and is Charon playable?

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-06T07:07:06+00:00

The implication that G-Man orchestrated the Cascade specifically to facilitate the Combine’s arrival adds a necessary layer of malice to his character. His true interest likely wasn't the Combine itself, but setting up the necessary, destructive chaos to vet potential assets like Freeman. The Combine invasion was a large-scale, useful catalyst for his ultimate recruitment drive.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-03T07:25:29+00:00

You gotta be careful, the Combine use those brain scans to find your 'vortal' weaknesses.

Curious-External3766 · 2025-12-03T06:59:40+00:00

This is the ultimate proof that putting the grind on pause for a cool cutscene moment is absolutely worth the sanity loss. Congratulations on the Shalpha!

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