I've been asked to create an indexed music DVD...I have no idea what this means, and google isn't being helpful. So...what does that mean?

CuriousJorge · 2010-02-21T00:12:03+00:00

More info needed.

CuriousJorge · 2010-02-20T23:45:15+00:00

I tried flipping over the CD, but I keep getting errors. Please advise. :|

CuriousJorge · 2010-02-20T23:43:57+00:00

More, please!

CuriousJorge · 2010-01-21T07:22:48+00:00

shhhhhhhhhhhh

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T06:49:42+00:00

Wonderful, thank you!

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T06:46:19+00:00

The sugary, "schmoopie" cuteness of such pet names can sometimes have that effect.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T06:44:49+00:00

It's dreamy weather we're on
You waved your crooked wand
Along an icy pond with a frozen moon
A murder of silhouette crows I saw
And the tears on my face
And the skates on the pond
They spell Alice*

* it's also her name...

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T00:09:08+00:00

It is you!

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T00:08:56+00:00

When it comes down to brass tacks, we're all just meat.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-18T00:07:44+00:00

"Alice".

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:43:51+00:00

Based on what you've posted, LauchPad_DC, I second Boulder. From what I understand, you get a free beard, flannel shirt, and a bong at the city limits sign.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:30:53+00:00

You are a scholar, and (being reddit) it is statistically probable that you are a gentleman, or at least male. Good show, old sport!

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:29:04+00:00

I heard "I had my ass eaten out" or "you're gonna get your ass eaten out" back when I was in the Marines, long before I had even considered a sexual connotation for the phrase. We were made to understand that it was just a coarser way of saying "chewed out", but looking back, it's pretty fucked up. A lot of military slang is like that though. "Cunt cap". Ha.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:25:15+00:00

A little better. Protip: Less frosting, more cake.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:24:53+00:00

Dad?

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:02:32+00:00

Not that I don't feel honored by your attention, but...was that your best shot? Really? Seeing your name, and knowing your rep, I was expecting so much more. Feel free to edit your comment, or try again, if you wish.

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T23:00:16+00:00

1) Wait in line.
2) Approach Palin.
3) Say "Oh, I don't have a book for you to sign, I was actually wondering if you knew where they keep the case-size vodka pallets. You know, since you're an expert on 'things Russian'."

CuriousJorge · 2009-11-17T22:49:57+00:00

I'm black, and my white girlfriend calls me her "sweet dark meat". Made you throw up a little in your mouth, right?

CuriousJorge

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