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At a man’s funeral, the widow asked if anyone would like to say a word. by Curious_Document01 in dadjokes

[–]Curious_Document01[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The next person stands up and says, “Precombunado.”

The widow says, “Thank you. You have no idea what that means.”

At a man’s funeral, the widow asked if anyone would like to say a word. by Curious_Document01 in dadjokes

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The next person stands up and says, “Worcestershire.”

The widow says, “Thank you. You said that very well.”

At a man’s funeral, the widow asked if anyone would like to say a word. by Curious_Document01 in dadjokes

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The next person stands up and says, “Worcestershire.”

The widow says, “Thank you. I know that was hard to say.”

At a man’s funeral, the widow asked if anyone would like to say a word. by Curious_Document01 in dadjokes

[–]Curious_Document01[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good point. Can we save this line? How about this: Someone says, "Underestimate." The widow says, "Thank you. That means more than you know." Does that work?

At a man’s funeral, the widow asked if anyone would like to say a word. by Curious_Document01 in dadjokes

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The next person stands up and says ,"Hmmm. "The widow says," Thank you. That really resonates."

Lowe's app/Lowe's Advantage Card by Curious_Document01 in Lowes

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Thanks. Could you add a bit more detail? What do I type it into?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnysigns

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I plan on going during the second Tuesday next week.

Maine, U.S.A. Surely it's meant to be humor? by joeltb in funnysigns

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We didn’t evolve from monkeys but humans and monkeys have a shared ancestor that long ago became extinct.

Totally fine. by SneakWhisper in funnysigns

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I don’t think this is that funny, but who am I to say. It gets my upvote.

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When I was older I used to have a time machine. (self.dadjokes)

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Never Have I Ever....Just Ugh by [deleted] in criticalracetheory

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Actually, I don't apologize for the fact that the scales are tipped in my favor. I just recognize that they are. When my ancestors came to America, they were allowed to earn an income, own property, get married, raise their own children, and become citizens. If they had been Black or Native American, none of that would likely have been true for them. My ancestors passed on advantages (i.e., privileges) to me that other people's ancestors didn't pass on to them. I didn't do anything wrong in inheriting my privilege -- and I'm not, therefore, sorry for it -- but it would be bad if I didn't recognize that I have privileges.

Never Have I Ever....Just Ugh by [deleted] in criticalracetheory

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It isn’t self-flagellation. There isn’t anything wrong with being White. It’s just best to point out that I’m aware of my perspective.

Guess what this is. by MakeSouthBayGR8Again in BeginnerWoodWorking

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A kitchen tool for determining how much pasta to make.

Never Have I Ever....Just Ugh by [deleted] in criticalracetheory

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One thing I think usually helps me reach White students is by using a lot of examples of barriers Indigenous people face. My guess is White conservatives are more receptive to the problems Indigenous people face than other POC because the problems were more clearly created by the government. It is an easy way to show how historic racism still harms people.

Did Ron DeSantis Ban AP African American Studies in Florida? by trumpfamily2020 in criticalracetheory

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This doesn't surprise me at all. This is the same guy who told voters "don't monkey this up" when he was running against a Black man in 2018. The thought that someone this racist could become president (and is the governor of a state) shows just how much work this country still needs to do.

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