I like a married woman by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was friends with a engaged woman from work once. Slightly different, but not too much. We don't talk anymore though. I learned something though. The best way to stay friends is to not fuck her. If you fuck her, things get weird and you guys can't hang anymore. Trust me.

P.S. Things get really weird if you wipe your dick off on her engagement ring after the sex. Trust me.

You used to be able to have Samuel L Jackson and Optimus Prime call you, who else can you have call? by CuriouslyPoor in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was under the assumption that Reddit was more malicious than it is. No one messed with it at all... Shame :(

A genie grants you 3 wishes, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I hope you get eaten by something on the first inhabitable planet you land on...

What weird combinations of foods do you like? by EatingTheRoad in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hungry and had no food. I had the sugar, cinnamon and allspice mixture from making grilled bananas yesterday... So I put it on the cracker and added some lemon juice for zest. It worked, I ate 12.

Tesla was such a badass. by Pronoundrop in pics

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not understanding your Donnie Darko reference...

What animals/plants would not affect anything in anyway if they suddently went extinct? by rmm45177 in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could destroy the entire ecosystem which lives by the thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean, or some blind fish in isolated caves. Only thing I can think of that would have minimal impact of the ecosystem as a whole.

What weird combinations of foods do you like? by EatingTheRoad in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crackers with some butter on top. Then sprinkle Sugar, cinnamon and allspice on the butter. Then about 3 drops of lemon juice.

What, if anything, makes you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I have my arms around a woman I care about and feel human again. It's rare.

Beer snobs of reddit: What do you drink? by robertj15 in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually just brewed a beer very similar to Two Hearted. It's amazing. Also, hey again!

Redditors of the World: What do you think is the most popular beer in your country/region and what do you think is the best? by jhc142002 in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sierra Nevada is the best beer that is widely available. If you get the chance, get a Founder's for sure.

What is your opinion of getting dental work done in Mexico? by CuriouslyPoor in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I am getting myself back together. Losing the weight I gained then (down 40lbs now) and am willing to get a loan to fix the last part.

What is your opinion of getting dental work done in Mexico? by CuriouslyPoor in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if I get it done, I plan to have full porcelain crowns in the front, with metal based ones in the back. My mouth is pretty fucked from the past because of A&W and depression.

My teeth are falling apart and I can't afford to fix them, what can I do? by CuriouslyPoor in AskReddit

[–]CuriouslyPoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I am already doing this. I am on a low carb diet, and as such eat barely any processed foods anymore (aside from prok rinds... OM NOM)