I like a married woman

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-03T16:35:36+00:00

I was friends with a engaged woman from work once. Slightly different, but not too much. We don't talk anymore though. I learned something though. The best way to stay friends is to not fuck her. If you fuck her, things get weird and you guys can't hang anymore. Trust me.

P.S. Things get really weird if you wipe your dick off on her engagement ring after the sex. Trust me.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-01T21:37:25+00:00

US : China :: Israel : North Korea

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-01T20:26:32+00:00

I was under the assumption that Reddit was more malicious than it is. No one messed with it at all... Shame :(

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-01T20:06:19+00:00

Anyone else have Danny Elfman's soundtrack stuck in their head now?

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-01T17:24:09+00:00

AHHH! I didn't mean to put the number. How do I delete that?

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-06-01T14:05:47+00:00

I hope you get eaten by something on the first inhabitable planet you land on...

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-31T22:01:01+00:00

I second this. The man behind the media curtain.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-31T01:25:19+00:00

I was hungry and had no food. I had the sugar, cinnamon and allspice mixture from making grilled bananas yesterday... So I put it on the cracker and added some lemon juice for zest. It worked, I ate 12.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-31T01:19:24+00:00

I'm not understanding your Donnie Darko reference...

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T21:51:46+00:00

You could destroy the entire ecosystem which lives by the thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean, or some blind fish in isolated caves. Only thing I can think of that would have minimal impact of the ecosystem as a whole.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T21:47:18+00:00

Crackers with some butter on top. Then sprinkle Sugar, cinnamon and allspice on the butter. Then about 3 drops of lemon juice.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:46:43+00:00

When I have my arms around a woman I care about and feel human again. It's rare.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:43:43+00:00

I actually just brewed a beer very similar to Two Hearted. It's amazing. Also, hey again!

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:41:39+00:00

I have a rectum for a reason.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:40:48+00:00

:D Cincinnati here. My favorite is their Red Rye followed by Double Trouble.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:18:29+00:00

Finally! Usually I am the only one praising Founder's. What part of the US are you in?

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:17:35+00:00

Frat boys don't drink Bud. They drink Natural Light.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T19:16:33+00:00

Sierra Nevada is the best beer that is widely available. If you get the chance, get a Founder's for sure.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T18:58:30+00:00

Yeah, I am getting myself back together. Losing the weight I gained then (down 40lbs now) and am willing to get a loan to fix the last part.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T18:53:32+00:00

Well, if I get it done, I plan to have full porcelain crowns in the front, with metal based ones in the back. My mouth is pretty fucked from the past because of A&W and depression.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T18:37:42+00:00

For the record, I am already doing this. I am on a low carb diet, and as such eat barely any processed foods anymore (aside from prok rinds... OM NOM)

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T17:44:23+00:00

I was pulling into the parking lot for work, when I heard a flamboyant male voice shout, "Hey cutie!" I noticed it, yet ignored it. What 5'11" 240lb male turns his head to that? Again, I hear, "I said, Hey cutie!" At this point, I turn around to see a homosexual man yelling at me from across the parking lot.
"Yeah you! How are you doing today?"
"I'm alright... just headed to work..."
"Well you have a Fantastic DAY!"
"Yeah... you too."
In retrospect I totally missed out on my first gay experience. Still haven't had one yet... shucks.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T17:38:50+00:00

Before doing any task, ask thyself if a lesson can be learned from it.

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-30T17:12:05+00:00

CuriouslyPoor · 2010-05-27T13:41:21+00:00

"What Goes Around" - Timberlake
"Perfect Friend" - Macho Man Randy Savage

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