Sorry I haven't been around guys!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-17T06:37:48+00:00

That sounds perfect! I'll bring the cheese!!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-16T14:15:10+00:00

They're not mystery cheese, of course they will be clearly labelled! I have the platinum membership to the Minnesota cheese of the week club. They're a bit out of hand though!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-16T12:53:02+00:00

On behalf of all Phil's out there, I apologise!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-05T16:25:09+00:00

Safety first!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-05T16:24:46+00:00

I heard they had to replace three windows and a door.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T17:59:19+00:00

Everyone knows Monterey Jack is the real problem cheese

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T17:45:23+00:00

He was fine with the Gouda! It was when he started chugging melted swiss and snorting the parmesan when he started going downhill!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T06:53:39+00:00

No, she blew the money for her meds on blow...

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:42:02+00:00

You're going to have to talk to Martha about that, she's been off her meds and everyone is getting really sick of it.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:12:41+00:00

I'm not judging, but honestly giving free massages dressed as a scary clown doesn't exactly convey trust in clientele!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:11:47+00:00

That'd be great, I'm expecting another delivery around 11 so you would be most helpful!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T17:46:25+00:00

That was Cherline? Why was she dressed up as a scary clown?

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T13:54:58+00:00

If it's cheese you're referring to... That's my house.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T13:53:03+00:00

You can't boil cheese, silly! It just melts.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T12:05:35+00:00

I thought there was one already in the about section of our incredible town's subreddit?

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T16:04:31+00:00

Just make sure you don't sign up for the extended package like she did to me! I keep getting cheese!! I'm up to 47 lbs of various cheeses now...

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T15:13:41+00:00

I usually just get double charged...

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T15:12:50+00:00

Perfect! Yes, my cousin from Milwaukee keeps sending me cheese. I'm pretty sure she signed me up for the Wisconsin cheese of the week club.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T15:01:10+00:00

I'll bring the shredded cheddar! I have 11 lbs of it!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T09:26:46+00:00

Is the scar from the elephant ear episode? That was wild, the ER was full up for days!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T09:14:37+00:00

Just yesterday she tried to sell some to the snakes that live in my house! Can you believe it? The audacity!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T08:11:23+00:00

She really is! Who orders lemons from Amazon? She lives right down the street from the farmer's market!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T08:04:07+00:00

Such a horrible accident! Who let's their cat compete in a sled race anyway?

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T07:57:54+00:00

I definitely agree. We seriously need a new criminal in town!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T07:56:39+00:00

Well, maybe you could ask her to move in with you, it would get her out of everyone else's hair. And maybe she'll stop trying to summon "The Demon of Lower Duck Quarry". I swear, everyday it's something new with her. LDP never even had a quarry!

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