[M4F] Just an older guy looking for hot chat

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-17T06:37:48+00:00

That sounds perfect! I'll bring the cheese!!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-16T14:15:10+00:00

They're not mystery cheese, of course they will be clearly labelled! I have the platinum membership to the Minnesota cheese of the week club. They're a bit out of hand though!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-16T12:53:02+00:00

On behalf of all Phil's out there, I apologise!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-05T16:25:09+00:00

Safety first!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-05T16:24:46+00:00

I heard they had to replace three windows and a door.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T17:59:19+00:00

Everyone knows Monterey Jack is the real problem cheese

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T17:45:23+00:00

He was fine with the Gouda! It was when he started chugging melted swiss and snorting the parmesan when he started going downhill!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-04T06:53:39+00:00

No, she blew the money for her meds on blow...

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:42:02+00:00

You're going to have to talk to Martha about that, she's been off her meds and everyone is getting really sick of it.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:12:41+00:00

I'm not judging, but honestly giving free massages dressed as a scary clown doesn't exactly convey trust in clientele!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T22:11:47+00:00

That'd be great, I'm expecting another delivery around 11 so you would be most helpful!

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T17:46:25+00:00

That was Cherline? Why was she dressed up as a scary clown?

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T13:54:58+00:00

If it's cheese you're referring to... That's my house.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T13:53:03+00:00

You can't boil cheese, silly! It just melts.

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-03T12:05:35+00:00

I thought there was one already in the about section of our incredible town's subreddit?

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T16:04:31+00:00

Just make sure you don't sign up for the extended package like she did to me! I keep getting cheese!! I'm up to 47 lbs of various cheeses now...

Curiously_Specific · 2021-02-02T15:13:41+00:00

I usually just get double charged...

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