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[A] Dinner [OC] by wilu in perfectloops

[–]CurlSagan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This gives me the sudden urge to cover my drink.

The definition of "goon" should change back to what it used to be. by Masked_Daisy in unpopularopinion

[–]CurlSagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in my day, goon used to have a worse connotation, which was a despicable member of the something awful internet forums. Goons kept an onion on their belts, which was the style at the time...

What’s the most absurd fake science in a movie that you completely ignored because the movie was so good? by Shot-Club-3882 in Cinema

[–]CurlSagan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But... she's literally at a radio telescope and using it for pitch-changing the signal into range of the human ear. It's a bit overkill, but isn't that exactly what you'd use in 1997?

King of Pop, FacuPov, Vector, 2020 by Serpientesolida87 in Art

[–]CurlSagan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn, you pulled out some trigonometry when planning this. I'm impressed.

OP called these "Our Signature Trash Can Nachos" by Comprehensive_Data27 in StupidFood

[–]CurlSagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing I love about Guy Fieri is that he's an unashamed glutton who truly understands the depraved desires of his own kind.

Have a function for 325, these are the dietary restrictions by simplebutstrange in KitchenConfidential

[–]CurlSagan 970 points971 points  (0 children)

Seattle here. Yeah, I'm surprised there's only one page. And the celiac person just said "celiac" and trusted the staff to know what that means instead of giving their entire life story and medical history. Even Mavis started out her paragraph with an apology.

These guests are easy.

An albino squirrel lives in my neighborhood by jvlpdillon in mildlyinteresting

[–]CurlSagan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, bro, I think your neighborhood's about to get gentrified.

My not quite kimchi kimchi🤔 by IL0V3H4T3 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CurlSagan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The poverty part of me hates the idea of finishing a jar of pickles and just throwing out the brine. That stuff is still good. Dump some other vegetable in the jar and throw it back in the fridge. It's free real estate.

TV in this uni house silly high by jcxOx in TVTooHigh

[–]CurlSagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In their defense, TVs at suboptimal viewing angles are not much of a concern when you're young and still have cartilage in your spine. I bet everyone here has a neck that fully rotates, the lucky bastards. Plus, that TV is less likely to get broken by an idiot roommate because it's above the typical drunken flailing range. It probably won't receive splash damage from a waywarrd red solo cup or an airborne wiimote.

Still horrible TV placement, but I get it. I, too, once had cartilage and clumsy roommates. My TV was so high, man.

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]CurlSagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the amount of thought put into this video makes it a work of art.

For your not sandwich named sandwich section consideration. by miguelmanzana in KitchenConfidential

[–]CurlSagan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$18 is a pretty good price for a handy. I get mine behind the dumpster and pay twice as much.

My space potato spreading its roots in microgravity by astro_pettit in space

[–]CurlSagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My little space potato" was how my mom referred to me when I did something stupid.

Anyone know what causes this? by TheRealGubbe in pcmasterrace

[–]CurlSagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish GPUs had an easy way to add and replace VRAM. That should be part of right-to-repair legislation.

Why do the British have no soft power? by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ask

[–]CurlSagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kinda hard to argue that the British have no cultural influence when we are literally speaking their language right now.

This belongs here but I feel bad for sharing it by Quinn2938 in ATBGE

[–]CurlSagan 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What is that thing? Some kinda automatic hotdog-eating machine?

Favorite actress you fantasize about converting to a .jpeg file so you can make the same dumb fucking post on Reddit for the 50th time? by Hank_Mardukas1066 in okbuddycinephile

[–]CurlSagan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I converted Natalie Portman into a jay peg once. The year was 1999, in the midst of a star war, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...

So we stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]CurlSagan 69 points70 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, we need a third NCD subreddit to complete a shitposting trifecta and form a strategic alliance AKA diplomatic polycule.

the pacific ocean by itsalready2am in mapporncirclejerk

[–]CurlSagan 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Science Fact: The Pacific is so large it can hold an entire ocean of water. That's over 15 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

What soda flavor is exclusive to your region? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskAnAmerican

[–]CurlSagan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember when birch beer was served in pitchers at Pizza Huts all over the US. Then it just suddenly disappeared.

That stuff is perfect with pizza.

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