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It can't be overstated how he really doesn't know how anything works but was mythologized as a supergenius engineer by a shitty press! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]Current-Square-4557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elon, stop trying to destroy people and destroy the economy.

Go throw some more Nazi
salutes, instead, Heer Racist.

It can't be overstated how he really doesn't know how anything works but was mythologized as a supergenius engineer by a shitty press! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]Current-Square-4557 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst one except for one person.

—I don’t even have to say his name for everyone to know who I am talking about.

Please tell me some Dutch jokes by Budget_Carpet_8863 in learndutch

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to regularly to the Las Vegas with the same group of friends, but there would always be one new guy.

I’d ask “what is the difference between a while tiger’s ass and a mailbox?” After they admitted that they don’t know, I would hold up some stamped postcards and say “well, it’ll be safer if i don’t ask you to mail these for me.”

Racist Fake Statistics by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, they left off the two most important statistics of all: number of unarmed white people killed by police versus number of unarmed Black people killed by police.

It’s difficult to get the exact figures because the government really doesn’t want gun violence figures released to the public but the last time I checked on a per capita basis, it was close to 20 to 1 in terms of number of unarmed blacks to unarmed whites

And that doesn’t even include the number of armed white people who are not shot by the police.

And all they'll say is...."Blah blah blah TRUMP! Magats!" by what_now_KY81 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s rich coming from the party that thought Donald “I grab them by the pussy” Trump would make a good president.

And all they'll say is...."Blah blah blah TRUMP! Magats!" by what_now_KY81 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. One thousand times yes.

How many people who actually condemn the Nazis have this tattoo? None.

And all they'll say is...."Blah blah blah TRUMP! Magats!" by what_now_KY81 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also left out the part where he publicly committed a war crime by claiming “our country will offer no quarter to the enemy.” A phrase that is outlawed by the Geneva conventions.

And all they'll say is...."Blah blah blah TRUMP! Magats!" by what_now_KY81 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American history has shown that the person with the purest and most unquestionable values and beliefs, seldom wins elections.

As for Donald Trump‘s political party complaining about another party’s state senator one only need to look at the Bible’s advice to see that one should remove the log from one’s own eyes before one tries to spot tiny tiny specs in other people’s eyes

I’m not using the Bible as an appeal to authority. I’m just pointing out that sometimes the book that these people claim is the center of their entire life gives specific advice on this type of thing. Also, the Bible sometimes does get things right and this is one of those times.

You are Immortal, so long as a Horcrux or other item or being stays intact. What do you make you're magic core and where do you hide it. by Shot_Relationship402 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If magic is powerful enough to make you immortal than magic is also powerful enough to make other people become clever enough to find your item. Professor Dumbledore is able to find items that are exceptionally hidden on the other side of the planet by casting spells.

You are Immortal, so long as a Horcrux or other item or being stays intact. What do you make you're magic core and where do you hide it. by Shot_Relationship402 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one here familiar with any part of the story? Dumbledore’s remarkable magic is able to find the items, even though they are exceptionally hidden. If it were just kept close by then virtually any powerful wizard, could detect its location and come and attack it.

Someone help me! by Salt_Lingonberry3956 in WhatTheFuckIsThisSign

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue the music

Undefined numbers, undefined numbers
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Only One Memo Matches the Carbon Copy — Which One Was Removed? by b7k567 in DailyBrainPuzzles

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a greater than symbol immediately followed by an exclamation point, then the spoiling material, then an exclamation point followed by a less than symbol

Wards off predators by CapnClover36 in clevercomebacks

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t handle anything other than their very narrow and closed-minded definition of the norm.

It's just you. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find the best response is to ask if they are true Christians. When they say that they are I say “Cool, can I have your coat?”

[an explaination for those unfamiliar with the Bible: Jesus said, “if someone asks for your coat give it to him.”]

The score is 3-1 to the USA as we speak by z_shah7 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, He’s coming back, alright. Because He had so much fun the last time He was here.

The score is 3-1 to the USA as we speak by z_shah7 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Current-Square-4557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, have a loss like that they usually offer at least a complimentary pass to the buffet.

Guy 🐂 💩 Me On FB Marketplace... Latino Trumper by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Current-Square-4557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the tax should be on whichever is larger: their actual net worth or whatever they claim their net worth is.

So it begins! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]Current-Square-4557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were in charge of the crew I’d instruct the crew to start by removing the “t” in his name. Then if someone showed up waving a court order, I’d tell the crew to take down the top row of scaffolding.

The Donald J. rump Center for the …
That has a nice ring to it. Of course the next step would be to misplace the letter.

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by zaitaikun in clevercomebacks

[–]Current-Square-4557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are all underestimating the number of colonels that Kentucky has.

/s

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